Originally posted by TimberWolf
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Previously on "Dettol advert"
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I saw some small print on one of the hair colour adds on TV, saying only some of the models extensions were coloured, i.e. Eva Longoria would not put the stuff on her own hair, nice.
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Molten rock is between 700 and 1400 degrees centigrade. Are there any chains of proteins or fatty acids that would not be broken down by these temperatures?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI'm pretty sure they mean the molten kind (or at least expect potential buyers to assume it).
I think this story is bollox.
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I'm pretty sure they mean the molten kind (or at least expect potential buyers to assume it).Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post[pedant]
They can survive in lava, but not in magma.
[pedant/]
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I haven't read this entire thread but from what I saw, you are suggesting posters blow their brains out with Flash Bathroom spray.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThe new Flash bathroom spray with active guard will sort that out
You sick ****er
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Human cells are outnumbered by bacteria in your body 10 to 1.Originally posted by doodab View PostThere are billions of bacteria on your skin, in your mouth and hiding up your arse. I don't recommend trying to kill them with dettol though.
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The new Flash bathroom spray with active guard will sort that outOriginally posted by doodab View PostNow that would really make a mess of the bathroom.
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Shotgun is more effectiveOriginally posted by doodab View PostThere are billions of bacteria on your skin, in your mouth and hiding up your arse. I don't recommend trying to kill them with dettol though.
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There are billions of bacteria on your skin, in your mouth and hiding up your arse. I don't recommend trying to kill them with dettol though.
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Pummice...Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's true.
Extremophile - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
but they are unlikely to turn up in your bathroom.
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It's true.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHave you seen the currently running advert where they say bacteria can even survive in lava? Should they be fined, closed down and shot for talking such carp, and how the advert get past the incompetent people that are supposed to stop companies putting out carp like this?
Extremophile - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
but they are unlikely to turn up in your bathroom.
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