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Wimbledon: history being made right now
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It's like bloody Come Dancing on here. Half expecting someone to start doing the Pasodoble!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
<Stage whisper> You are my favouriteOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt's like bloody Come Dancing on here. Half expecting someone to start doing the Pasodoble!Comment
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A vacuum pop when a bloke pees in a bottleOriginally posted by Churchill View PostOf course but the OP was about women pissing in a bottle, not blokes.
Nice back-pedal though. Seems to be catching!
It isn't funny explaining jokes, but you can imagine the setting. A little vacuum pop going off here and there during the match and perhaps a crescendo between games. <You may laugh here> Forget the anatomical improbability, it just makes the joke funnier, for example because it is being done wrong. Too much insertion. What's funny, in another sense, is that you and sasguru miss this to state the obvious and miss the rather greater improbability that women would be peeing in bottles in the crowd during a Wimbledom match in the first place <laugh again here>.Comment
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