Reply to: Wimbledon: history being made right now

[TimberWolf]

Of course but the OP was about women pissing in a bottle, not blokes.

Nice back-pedal though. Seems to be catching!

A vacuum pop when a bloke pees in a bottle

It isn't funny explaining jokes, but you can imagine the setting. A little vacuum pop going off here and there during the match and perhaps a crescendo between games. <You may laugh here> Forget the anatomical improbability, it just makes the joke funnier, for example because it is being done wrong. Too much insertion. What's funny, in another sense, is that you and sasguru miss this to state the obvious and miss the rather greater improbability that women would be peeing in bottles in the crowd during a Wimbledom match in the first place <laugh again here>.

[Drewster]

It's like bloody Come Dancing on here. Half expecting someone to start doing the Pasodoble!

<Stage whisper> You are my favourite

[MarillionFan]

Of course but the OP was about women pissing in a bottle, not blokes.

Nice back-pedal though. Seems to be catching!

It's like bloody Come Dancing on here. Half expecting someone to start doing the Pasodoble!

[Churchill]

You reached a conclusion, but can you think of any other interpretation?

Of course but the OP was about women pissing in a bottle, not blokes.

Nice back-pedal though. Seems to be catching!

[TimberWolf]

You don't know much about anatomy, do you?

You reached a conclusion, but can you think of any other interpretation?

[sasguru]

You don't know much about anatomy, do you?

He's in IT, he know women only on a theoretical basis

[Churchill]

The trick is taking it out without making a little vacuum pop sound.

You don't know much about anatomy, do you?

[cailin maith]

Mega match finally over!!

Bloody hell, they must be knackered!

[shaunbhoy]

Okay..............they are back on now. 62-61 and Isner has reached a century of aces with Mahut not far behind.

[shaunbhoy]

Have you never seen a posh girl piss in a bottle?

Not lately. Where do I sign up for that?

[TimberWolf]

Have you never seen a posh girl piss in a bottle? I thought it was part of their training at finishing school.

The trick is taking it out without making a little vacuum pop sound.

[doodab]

To that end, allegedly, quite a few empty Champers bottles were "pressed into service" so to speak. Now THAT must have been a feat and a half for some of those Sloane Ranger types, if not for the pencil-dicked chinless Tarquins that they spend so much time with!!

Have you never seen a posh girl piss in a bottle? I thought it was part of their training at finishing school.

[shaunbhoy]

I once played a marathon 10 hour session of table football.

Wow. My rests were sore afterwards and it took at least three days to recover.

I know what these top athletes are going through.

And that after all the hours you spent building your "rests" up too.



And another fact, not sure if it made history or not mind you, but worth knowing for all that.
On Court 18 where this match took place, the seats were not reserved. This meant that if you left your seat to go to the toilet, you lost it.
As the match wore on, people were naturally very reluctant to vacate, however nature was still calling. To that end, allegedly, quite a few empty Champers bottles were "pressed into service" so to speak. Now THAT must have been a feat and a half for some of those Sloane Ranger types, if not for the pencil-dicked chinless Tarquins that they spend so much time with!!

[TimberWolf]

I once played a marathon 10 hour session of table football.

Wow. My rests were sore afterwards and it took at least three days to recover.

I know what these top athletes are going through.

I think part of a top athletes fitness/endurance must be down to the fact that inhibitory mechanisms are switched off or turned down, so they can get closer to the unhealthy edge than would normally be possible and can do greater long-term damage to themselves than a normal person.

[MarillionFan]

I once played a marathon 10 hour session of table football.

Wow. My rests were sore afterwards and it took at least three days to recover.

I know what these top athletes are going through.