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Wimbledon: history being made right now

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    #41
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I once played a marathon 10 hour session of table football.

    Wow. My rests were sore afterwards and it took at least three days to recover.

    I know what these top athletes are going through.
    And that after all the hours you spent building your "rests" up too.



    And another fact, not sure if it made history or not mind you, but worth knowing for all that.
    On Court 18 where this match took place, the seats were not reserved. This meant that if you left your seat to go to the toilet, you lost it.
    As the match wore on, people were naturally very reluctant to vacate, however nature was still calling. To that end, allegedly, quite a few empty Champers bottles were "pressed into service" so to speak. Now THAT must have been a feat and a half for some of those Sloane Ranger types, if not for the pencil-dicked chinless Tarquins that they spend so much time with!!

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #42
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      To that end, allegedly, quite a few empty Champers bottles were "pressed into service" so to speak. Now THAT must have been a feat and a half for some of those Sloane Ranger types, if not for the pencil-dicked chinless Tarquins that they spend so much time with!!
      Have you never seen a posh girl piss in a bottle? I thought it was part of their training at finishing school.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #43
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Have you never seen a posh girl piss in a bottle? I thought it was part of their training at finishing school.
        The trick is taking it out without making a little vacuum pop sound.

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          #44
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Have you never seen a posh girl piss in a bottle?
          Not lately. Where do I sign up for that?

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #45
            Okay..............they are back on now. 62-61 and Isner has reached a century of aces with Mahut not far behind.
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #46
              Mega match finally over!!

              Bloody hell, they must be knackered!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #47
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                The trick is taking it out without making a little vacuum pop sound.
                You don't know much about anatomy, do you?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  You don't know much about anatomy, do you?
                  He's in IT, he know women only on a theoretical basis
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    You don't know much about anatomy, do you?
                    You reached a conclusion, but can you think of any other interpretation?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      You reached a conclusion, but can you think of any other interpretation?
                      Of course but the OP was about women pissing in a bottle, not blokes.

                      Nice back-pedal though. Seems to be catching!

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