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Add another kick in the balls for your crap spelling.Originally posted by gricerboy View PostFWIW you may recall MP that, not being sexist, I'm not adverse to returning the complement. Of course, being a gent it would only be a little kickee in the shinneesPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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LOL! ok, complimentOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAdd another kick in the balls for your crap spelling.
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You think he has balls?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAdd another kick in the balls for your crap spelling.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Add another kick in the balls for your crap spelling.Originally posted by gricerboy View PostFWIW you may recall MP that, not being sexist, I'm not adverse to returning the complement. Of course, being a gent it would only be a little kickee in the shinneesPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Shes been watching too much football!Originally posted by DaveB View PostIs it me or is there an echo in here?
God know what happens when she watchs the WWE!!!
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Not sure what happened there.
Am content with two kicks to the genital area - I accept that there are probably no testicles as such, to aim for.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Rumour has it, it takes two for you to feel contentment......Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNot sure what happened there.
Am content with two kicks to the genital area - I accept that there are probably no testicles as such, to aim for.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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