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Summoned to see HR!
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Probably someone's noticed how much time you spend posting inane drivel on here. If I was HR I'd fire you on the spot on account of you being workshy and a freeloader. I doubt you'd have any comeback. -
Steady on pal!Originally posted by bingobob View PostProbably someone's noticed how much time you spend posting inane drivel on here. If I was HR I'd fire you on the spot on account of you being workshy and a freeloader. I doubt you'd have any comeback.
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Yes. You're right. I need to think about these things.Originally posted by bingobob View PostProbably someone's noticed how much time you spend posting inane drivel on here. If I was HR I'd fire you on the spot on account of you being workshy and a freeloader. I doubt you'd have any comeback.
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It's no good... I have searched... I have highlighted all the white space.... I have attempted anagrams.... but I just can't find MFs real response......Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYes. You're right. I need to think about these things.
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Oh I don't know, if you consider that war is an act of diplomacy.Originally posted by Drewster View Post..
On the other hand:
"look mate I don't know who is going and who is staying. But if it was down to me with your attitude you'd be first in line!!!"
Isn't exactly the most diplomatic way of putting it!...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Nah, MF is just waiting for the dish to cool...Originally posted by Drewster View PostIt's no good... I have searched... I have highlighted all the white space.... I have attempted anagrams.... but I just can't find MFs real response......
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Tell them that he made a horrid homophobic remark that damaged your professional standing and that you have an appointment with your solicitor on Monday morning.Originally posted by Clippy View PostTell HR he threatened you.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Have I ever told you, you're my favourite female moderator.Originally posted by cojak View PostNah, MF is just waiting for the dish to cool...
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mine toOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave I ever told you, you're my favourite female moderator.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Well restrained that man.
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