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#21

11 June 2010, 13:25

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

mine to

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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”
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#22

11 June 2010, 13:33

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MF has been binned more times than a crusty tissue at Atw's bedsit.

YAY!!! mr prawn is back - you make me laugh so much

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#23

11 June 2010, 13:49

Been terminated.

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#24

11 June 2010, 13:51

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Been terminated.

Sorry that's the thing about permies, they always win
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#25

11 June 2010, 13:52

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Been terminated.

Bummer
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#26

11 June 2010, 13:52

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Been terminated.

Tell them, "I'll be back...."
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#27

11 June 2010, 13:53

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Been terminated.

Shame. Yourco had better sue matey for loss of earnings...

‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."
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#28

11 June 2010, 13:58

At least you won't have to worry about missing the world cup

While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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#29

11 June 2010, 13:59

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Been terminated.

Is what you thought would have happened!

But the guy had had a major breakdown with HR, his boss and then me. They deemed it the last straw and the meeting was to ask whether I felt aggrieved and did I feel I could cover his critical role!!!

He's on gardening leave. I've been offered another month contract!!!!!!! Jeez!!!

I'm off for a lie down!

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#30

11 June 2010, 14:01

Well that's just tulipty of them. How are you going to watch the football now?

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