I'm going to order a pizza. Any suggestions?
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This rabbit of Churchills. Did it have a jacket???Originally posted by sasguru View PostHang on, I thought it was rabbits that robbed graves?
Churchy's seen one bringing up bones after all, or was that bottles?
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Were you supervising an outing of the CUK Village Idiots when the bus stopped for petrol?Originally posted by doodab View PostI have seen a fox attack with my own eyes. A friend of mine was feeding one a bit of pepperami on a petrol station forecourt and it went for her hand.Hard Brexit now!
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Americano for me please.Originally posted by rsingh View PostI'm going to order a pizza. Any suggestions?
Grab some more popcorn on the way. Any beers left?Comment
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A tame fox was being hand fed pepperami on a garage forecourt and it nipped a finger...... not sure that fits the "Fox Attack" headline.........Originally posted by doodab View PostI have seen a fox attack with my own eyes. A friend of mine was feeding one a bit of pepperami on a petrol station forecourt and it went for her hand.
I've had my finger nipped when feeding corn to Chickens but I don't think they are "Killer Chickens".......... come to think of it I've been jabbed by thorns in the garden.......
"Return of the Killer Roses!!!!"
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Had we been supervising the CUK village idiots we would probably have fed them to the foxes instead of our most prized items of snackfood.Originally posted by sasguru View PostWere you supervising an outing of the CUK Village Idiots when the bus stopped for petrol?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Circa 15:20Originally posted by Drewster View PostEvidence!! Oh yeah I remember.... Evidence is where you ignore everything except your own narrow minded view and then eventually resort to 1 or more of "Cretin", "Village Idiot", or "HTH"
Less than 1 hour..... Well done SASOriginally posted by sasguru View PostWere you supervising an outing of the CUK Village Idiots when the bus stopped for petrol?

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The black swan is a standard example used to demonstrate the technique of inductive categorical inference, popularised by the philosopher Karl Popper (insofar as anything to do with Popper's work can be described as "popular").Originally posted by Drewster View PostEh? does anyone think that Black Swans don't exist?? What a strange thing to bring up.... Unicorn maybe..... or Flying Pig.... but "Black Swan"????
I didn't know Einstein was particularly famous for his interest in archeology....... that strikes me as another strange reference??


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Maybe it was one of these people from the band rabbit...

Churchill sounds like an aging rocker with faded jeans and white hi techs after all.Comment
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