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    I'm going to order a pizza. Any suggestions?

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      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Hang on, I thought it was rabbits that robbed graves?
      Churchy's seen one bringing up bones after all, or was that bottles?
      This rabbit of Churchills. Did it have a jacket???



      Last edited by MarillionFan; 8 June 2010, 14:22.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        I have seen a fox attack with my own eyes. A friend of mine was feeding one a bit of pepperami on a petrol station forecourt and it went for her hand.
        Were you supervising an outing of the CUK Village Idiots when the bus stopped for petrol?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          Originally posted by rsingh View Post
          I'm going to order a pizza. Any suggestions?
          Americano for me please.
          Grab some more popcorn on the way. Any beers left?

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            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I have seen a fox attack with my own eyes. A friend of mine was feeding one a bit of pepperami on a petrol station forecourt and it went for her hand.
            A tame fox was being hand fed pepperami on a garage forecourt and it nipped a finger...... not sure that fits the "Fox Attack" headline.........

            I've had my finger nipped when feeding corn to Chickens but I don't think they are "Killer Chickens".......... come to think of it I've been jabbed by thorns in the garden.......

            "Return of the Killer Roses!!!!"

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              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Were you supervising an outing of the CUK Village Idiots when the bus stopped for petrol?
              Had we been supervising the CUK village idiots we would probably have fed them to the foxes instead of our most prized items of snackfood.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                Circa 14:27
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                Evidence!! Oh yeah I remember.... Evidence is where you ignore everything except your own narrow minded view and then eventually resort to 1 or more of "Cretin", "Village Idiot", or "HTH"
                Circa 15:20
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Were you supervising an outing of the CUK Village Idiots when the bus stopped for petrol?
                Less than 1 hour..... Well done SAS

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                  Killer chickens... priceless.

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                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    Eh? does anyone think that Black Swans don't exist?? What a strange thing to bring up.... Unicorn maybe..... or Flying Pig.... but "Black Swan"????

                    I didn't know Einstein was particularly famous for his interest in archeology....... that strikes me as another strange reference??
                    The black swan is a standard example used to demonstrate the technique of inductive categorical inference, popularised by the philosopher Karl Popper (insofar as anything to do with Popper's work can be described as "popular").

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                      Maybe it was one of these people from the band rabbit...




                      Churchill sounds like an aging rocker with faded jeans and white hi techs after all.

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