Afternoon All

[Phoenix]

my plans A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, H1, H2, H2bis and especially plan I are well under way, thank you very much

FFS, what's all this plan talk... have you guys invented some sort of secret language to talk over a bulletin board or something? Are you 12-year olds masquerading as contractors?

Rebecca,

Will you be my plan B? Go on you know you want to....

[SantaClaus]

My plan b is multiply inherited from plans c and d.

Oh sh!t, too many frigging interview questions.

[The Master]

Well, Milan, old chap, he's not called "The Master" for nothing you know...

It's nice to know there are still some people around who can appreciate, and show due respect to, an evil genius.

[Jabberwocky]

Unfortunately, at the end they string you up with piano wire and douse you with petrol. With luck you are still alive when they light the match.

[The Master]

Unfortunately, at the end they string you up with piano wire and douse you with petrol. With luck you are still alive when they light the match.

Everyone in the universe knows that I am not that easy to kill.

[The Master]

His compassion is his weakness.

[The Master]

Ah, minion, greeting! You mean those stupid tin-plated pepperpots? Once the war between Earth and Draconia starts they will have served their purpose and then we'll see who's in charge.