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Previously on "Afternoon All"
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Ah, minion, greeting! You mean those stupid tin-plated pepperpots? Once the war between Earth and Draconia starts they will have served their purpose and then we'll see who's in charge.
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Everyone in the universe knows that I am not that easy to kill.Originally posted by JabberwockyUnfortunately, at the end they string you up with piano wire and douse you with petrol. With luck you are still alive when they light the match.
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Unfortunately, at the end they string you up with piano wire and douse you with petrol. With luck you are still alive when they light the match.
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It's nice to know there are still some people around who can appreciate, and show due respect to, an evil genius.Originally posted by zeitghostWell, Milan, old chap, he's not called "The Master" for nothing you know...
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My plan b is multiply inherited from plans c and d.
Oh sh!t, too many frigging interview questions.
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Originally posted by Rebecca Loosmy plans A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, H1, H2, H2bis and especially plan I are well under way, thank you very much
FFS, what's all this plan talk... have you guys invented some sort of secret language to talk over a bulletin board or something? Are you 12-year olds masquerading as contractors?
Rebecca,
Will you be my plan B? Go on you know you want to....
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it must be a nice feeling for you that your plan b is close to becoming the main income - that's the aim isn't it
all the best,
Milan.
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startling milan, to say the least. and no doubt you have picked the right time to enter that particular field in that particular area. well done. meet you in the bay off cannes for drinks at 6.30. ya.
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Men, beccy, have plans which differentiate us from the female of the species. Mostly these plans involve filling a belly, sh*gging anything with a hole in it, and making lots of wonga. Women tend to plan along the lines of man, marriage, sprogs, affairs, knitting, and not necessarily in that order.Originally posted by Rebecca Loosmy plans A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, H1, H2, H2bis and especially plan I are well under way, thank you very much
FFS, what's all this plan talk... have you guys invented some sort of secret language to talk over a bulletin board or something? Are you 12-year olds masquerading as contractors?
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blimey,
you got me sussed !
ok you called my bluff
nice one
Milan.
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Take no notice, Milan's just trying to find out what everyone's plan b's are as he doesn't have one of his own.
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my plans A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, H1, H2, H2bis and especially plan I are well under way, thank you very much
FFS, what's all this plan talk... have you guys invented some sort of secret language to talk over a bulletin board or something? Are you 12-year olds masquerading as contractors?
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scotspine,
good luck with yours
plan a, I must say looks good for 2006 too
good luck all with your plan a's and b's
software to the gentry
Milan.Last edited by milanbenes; 19 January 2006, 14:20.
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good afternoon milan. good to hear you're busy. a change is as good as ... as they say. plan b is moving on. it may well be that it becomes the main earner sooner than anticipated. we'll see.
how is your enterprise coming along?
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