Greetings from Dubai!

**Pondlife** · 29 May 2010, 11:47

Enjoy!

Remember, the beach is for sunbathing not nookie.

**gingerjedi** · 29 May 2010, 12:57

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

It's too f**king hot! Seriously

You're into hugely inefficient use of the worlds rapidly diminishing resources... why don't you go skiing?

**Drewster** · 29 May 2010, 15:09

Salaam Alekheim

Ka-vel hal?

Its pishing down on me..........

**wobbegong** · 29 May 2010, 16:39

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

It's too f**king hot! Seriously

1. Don't get caught snogging in public.

2. Gen up on your hand gestures (several of ours are considered "offensive")

3. Don't get involved in a car accident; westerners are always at fault (even if you're in a taxi!!).

4. You're expected to know every aspect of their law and culture and in return, they won't give a stuff about yours.

Not my cup of tea, but enjoy, nevertheless. How long are you there for?

**SofaKingdom** · 29 May 2010, 17:48

Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Not my cup of tea, but enjoy, nevertheless.

WHS.

It doesn't feature in my top 1000 of places to holiday but enjoy.

**MarillionFan** · 29 May 2010, 18:19

We'll keep an eye out on the news for you.

**scooterscot** · 29 May 2010, 20:04

I thought people only used Dubai as a transport hub? Too hot for me...

I got the shock of my life when this one time I noticed long white shorts, gold chain wearing neds in the back of economy - lucky I was separated in business and was only passing through to Oz, still out of reach of the neds...

Dubai,iIt's the new benidorm I tell you...

**SantaClaus** · 29 May 2010, 21:58

Whilst your in Dubai, you might want to read about the left hand toilet technique...

The Left Hand Toilet Technique and Spitting

Just a thought

**MarillionFan** · 29 May 2010, 22:08

Dubai isn't a real holiday destination. It's for up themselves, tasteless people with too much money and no class.

You and CM will fit right in.

Don't get burnt

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Greetings from Dubai!