When I picked up Wilma my 49 Buick, in the glove compartment she had half a dozen books of matches from a burlesque bar in Arizona and a used target from a rifle range.
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Misread your last item there.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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They're only amonites. We went to Doniford Beach in Somerset over Easter and the kids found tons of them. They filled every possible bit of car with fossils which meant we averaged about 1/2 mile to the gallon on the way back home.Originally posted by Pogle View Posttell me more about the fossils
I found a cross section from a fossilised chrinoid in my coat pocket the other day - left over from one of our more successful fossil hunting trips.Comment
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You *really* need to get your social life started again MaryOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMisread your last item there.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Glove box: CD's, hand wipes, hands free manual, tom tom stuff, all in 1 tool thing, AA card
Boot: PPE in yellow & orange & hot & cold weather, binos, jacket, gloves, binos, emergancy silver blanket thing, 30m & 8m tape, Uni bag o'books
Quite boring really
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Growing up is optionalComment
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I thought I would have a look......
Glove Box
5 CD cases... some with CDs (although not the "right" ones)
3 loose CDs.... one matching one of the cases
1 Locking wheelnut thingy
1 Cable..... USB on one end... "unknown" on t'other (possibly TomTom.... hang on.... Yeah Tom Tom - I wondered where that was!!!)
1 errrr Mobile Phone Battery..... well it looks like a Mobile Battery
5 Flyers for various "Attractions" 3 in Devon/Cornwall one Alton Towers, one Woburn....
1 used Tissue
(I don't think its mine!!!!!!)
1 Bungee cord - badly frayed....
Useless 'kin box behind Gearstick
1 bag White Choccie Biscuits (Mouldy)
approx 8oz Crumbs (possibly from WCB)
1 Urrggghhhh! F'uk what is that???.... Blue furry lump of "something".
Boot..... Nah! I don't dare look in the boot.......Comment
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I have visited relatives in Johannesburg.Originally posted by threaded View Post
Like many others, they literally DO carry a gun in theirs!!!!!Comment
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Someone I know bought a crossbow, a tazer, a large flick knife, and a fiendish looking multi-bladed contraption in Thailand and smuggled them back to Blighty in his suitcase. He'd have had a lot of explaining to do if customs had opened it.Originally posted by Sysman View PostThat reminds me of the acquaintance who got stopped and had his car searched. Shotgun and pickaxe in the boot.
He had a plausible explanation, but it's best to empty your boot of such things when done with them.
Amazingly, the flick knife blade flicks out _and_ back in. So there must be some kind of spring-loaded gadget like a light switch inside the handle.
I tried the tazer on his thigh, when he wasn't expecting it, and from the reaction I gather it hurts quite a bit.
Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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sat nav and cables/cable
tissues
nope that's it!Comment
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