My towel is drying in the sun, draped over a cold radiator, but within arms reach!
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Happy Towel Day!
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Originally posted by threaded View PostMy towel is drying in the sun, draped over a cold radiator, but within arms reach!"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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DOH!
Have just realised what this post is about, I shall take 3 Pangalaticgargleblasters and retire to a black hole.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Is it a Douglas Adams thing? I never got round to reading or watching any of that.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post>examine towel
>throw towel
>you throw the towel at the wall. it sticks.
>look around
>you look around. the room is four walls with no doors and no windows. a picture of a fat man eating a pie is on the wall next to a towel.
>help
>you will get no help here!!!!! moo haa haaWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I am now just starting fit the Eighth.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by zeitghostThe full version really goes on a bit, doesn't it?How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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