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Happy Towel Day!

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    Happy Towel Day!

    My towel is drying in the sun, draped over a cold radiator, but within arms reach!
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

    #2
    >examine towel

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      #3
      Originally posted by threaded View Post
      My towel is drying in the sun, draped over a cold radiator, but within arms reach!
      Are intimating that you have taken the towel off and you are naked?
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        DOH!

        Have just realised what this post is about, I shall take 3 Pangalaticgargleblasters and retire to a black hole.
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #5
          Is it a Douglas Adams thing? I never got round to reading or watching any of that.
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            #6
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
              >examine towel
              >the towel is crusty. a slimy residue of some kind of baking soda lightly covers it.

              >throw towel
              >you throw the towel at the wall. it sticks.

              >look around
              >you look around. the room is four walls with no doors and no windows. a picture of a fat man eating a pie is on the wall next to a towel.

              >help
              >you will get no help here!!!!! moo haa haa
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                I am now just starting fit the Eighth.
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  The full version really goes on a bit, doesn't it?
                  Journey's do that - are we there yet?
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                  Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
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                  "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    It was so original in 1978.
                    Yes but I was only 3 years old

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