Quip needed....

[snaw]

Tell her........."Don't worry if your energy starts to flag because as long as I have a face, you will have somewhere to sit!"

Ought to break the ice.

BTW SB, you're avatar looks like a puppy giving a furry knob a BJ.

[shaunbhoy]

BTW SB, you're avatar looks like a puppy giving a furry knob a BJ.

Well now you mention it............I suppose it does. Ah weel.............who cares?

[ArthurBigot]

My lady is coming over and says she wants to save her energy for tonight. (she is staying the night and very active!!)

How can I safely reply to this??

How long does she take to inflate?

[MarillionFan]

I suggest you listen to the latest Scouting for Girls album. Track 9.

YouTube - 1+1 - Scouting For Girls

1+1=3

I never wanted to forget that night we had.
Dinner, dancing, drinks, and then back to my pad.
Bang, bang, bang – who’s the man?
You were a naughty girl, the best I’ve ever had.

‘Take off your clothes, take off your clothes’ that’s what she said.
‘Take off your clothes, take off your clothes and come to bed.
‘I’ve got my needs, and I don’t need sleep.’
‘Take off your clothes, take off your clothes and come to bed’

It used to be just me, but that’s how one and one makes three.

Three months later on the phone I’ve got your dad.
He’s not a happy man, no he was flipping mad.
He’s got the hump - you got the bump.
Now I got you and you got everything I had.

‘Take off your clothes, take off your clothes’ that’s what she said.
‘Take off your clothes, take off your clothes and come to bed.
‘I’ve got my needs, and I don’t need sleep.’
‘Take off your clothes, take off your clothes and come to bed’

It used to be just me, but that’s how one and one makes three.

‘Take off your clothes, take off your clothes’ that’s what she said.
‘Take off your clothes, take off your clothes and come to bed.
‘I’ve got my needs, and I don’t need sleep.’
‘Take off your clothes, take off your clothes and come to bed’

(Repeat to end....)

[MaryPoppins]

Tell her........."Don't worry if your energy starts to flag because as long as I have a face, you will have somewhere to sit!"

Ought to break the ice.

[stingman123]

My lady is coming over and says she wants to save her energy for tonight. (she is staying the night and very active!!)

How can I safely reply to this??

She off to the gym?

[blacjac]

piss on her shoes.

[fullyautomatix]

Tell her you can't wait to munch her beaver all night. She will get all hot and bothered.

[Spacecadet]

It only takes a few minutes to "bleed Wilmslows radiators though"

ALLEGEDLY.

The tiring bit will be the required bean-flicking thereafter.

Do it the other way round

(a). It makes you look less selfish
(b). you can selfishly fall asleep afterwards without violating (a)

[MaryPoppins]

What an alarming glimpse into some men's minds....