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Quip needed....
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ftfyOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat an alarming glimpse into some 'weedy IT geeks with no social skills' minds....What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I fear they're just my type thoughOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Postftfy
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You like geek chic? A technology 'fag hag'!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI fear they're just my type though
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I didn't say I fancied the gay ones.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou like geek chic? A technology 'fag hag'!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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MF was getting all flustered there!!!Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI didn't say I fancied the gay ones.
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How about 'yeah that's right, you're doing the cooking, save your energy'
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Or for something more sexy, 'you're too hot and sexy for me I'm not sure I can handle it georgeus'
Or, 'you have enough energy for two, can a friend come around?' (PS my number is 884487584 - call me) - this idea my best idea.,....is she blonde?
Joking aside, enjoy!!!! (SuperZ has no bird at moment so jealous)Comment
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Or maybe "Me Hooooooorny.........me love you Loooooooonnnggg time!!"Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHow about: "You're my no.1 girlfriend, tonight".“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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