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    #21
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Do it the other way round

    (a). It makes you look less selfish
    (b). you can selfishly fall asleep afterwards without violating (a)
    What about just worrying about a) and getting the camcorder out whilst she does b) herself?

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      #22
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      What an alarming glimpse into some 'weedy IT geeks with no social skills' minds....
      ftfy
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #23
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        ftfy
        I fear they're just my type though
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          I fear they're just my type though
          You like geek chic? A technology 'fag hag'!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            You like geek chic? A technology 'fag hag'!
            I didn't say I fancied the gay ones.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              I didn't say I fancied the gay ones.
              MF was getting all flustered there!!!

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                #27
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                All?
                Be careful or we'll set Bear Grylls on you.

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                  #28
                  How about 'yeah that's right, you're doing the cooking, save your energy' .
                  Or for something more sexy, 'you're too hot and sexy for me I'm not sure I can handle it georgeus'
                  Or, 'you have enough energy for two, can a friend come around?' (PS my number is 884487584 - call me) - this idea my best idea.,....is she blonde?

                  Joking aside, enjoy!!!! (SuperZ has no bird at moment so jealous)

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                    #29
                    How about: "You're my no.1 girlfriend, tonight".

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      How about: "You're my no.1 girlfriend, tonight".
                      Or maybe "Me Hooooooorny.........me love you Loooooooonnnggg time!!"
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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