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Epiphone replied

24 May 2010, 12:37
"I'm a closet gay and need to start facing up to the truth. Please sleep in the garden"
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mudskipper replied

22 May 2010, 18:25
Is this Wilmslow?

I've seen her naked. Twice!

Last edited by mudskipper; 22 May 2010, 18:25. Reason: inability to type
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AtW replied

22 May 2010, 17:11
Nothing from Wilmsly yet, he is probably locked up in a police station until trial on Monday...
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norrahe replied

22 May 2010, 13:15
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

What an alarming glimpse into some men's minds....

I agree.
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shaunbhoy replied

21 May 2010, 18:12
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

How about: "You're my no.1 girlfriend, tonight".

Or maybe "Me Hooooooorny.........me love you Loooooooonnnggg time!!"
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TimberWolf replied

21 May 2010, 17:21
How about: "You're my no.1 girlfriend, tonight".
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SuperZ replied

21 May 2010, 17:00
How about 'yeah that's right, you're doing the cooking, save your energy' .
Or for something more sexy, 'you're too hot and sexy for me I'm not sure I can handle it georgeus'
Or, 'you have enough energy for two, can a friend come around?' (PS my number is 884487584 - call me) - this idea my best idea.,....is she blonde?

Joking aside, enjoy!!!! (SuperZ has no bird at moment so jealous)
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Doggy Styles replied

21 May 2010, 15:44
Originally posted by zeitghost

All?

Be careful or we'll set Bear Grylls on you.
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Drewster replied

21 May 2010, 13:24
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I didn't say I fancied the gay ones.

MF was getting all flustered there!!!
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MaryPoppins replied

21 May 2010, 13:16
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You like geek chic? A technology 'fag hag'!

I didn't say I fancied the gay ones.
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MarillionFan replied

21 May 2010, 13:13
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I fear they're just my type though

You like geek chic? A technology 'fag hag'!
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MaryPoppins replied

21 May 2010, 13:11
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

ftfy

I fear they're just my type though
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MarillionFan replied

21 May 2010, 13:07
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

What an alarming glimpse into some 'weedy IT geeks with no social skills' minds....

ftfy
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SofaKingdom replied

21 May 2010, 13:06
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Do it the other way round

(a). It makes you look less selfish
(b). you can selfishly fall asleep afterwards without violating (a)

What about just worrying about a) and getting the camcorder out whilst she does b) herself?
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MaryPoppins replied

21 May 2010, 13:05
What an alarming glimpse into some men's minds....
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