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Would you work at clientco naked?
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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That would be a refreshing change.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'd be taken very seriously. HTH
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'd go to work naked - if no-one complained about my cock waving about as I wander round the office.
one-eyed trouser penis
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It'd probably be worth naming and labelling your chair. It's bad enough sitting on a warm seat not long vacated by a trouser clad colleague as it is.Comment
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Do button mushrooms "wave" as such?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'd go to work naked - if no-one complained about my cock waving about as I wander round the office.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Not with my pathetic lunchbox.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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As sasguru walked naked through the office, all heads turned...................along with most of the stomachs!Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostIf that's what it took to get a contract..hmmm. But I look nowhere as good as my Avatar. And I'd be worried about shrinkage.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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