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Previously on "Would you work at clientco naked?"

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    If that's what it took to get a contract..hmmm. But I look nowhere as good as my Avatar. And I'd be worried about shrinkage.
    As sasguru walked naked through the office, all heads turned...................along with most of the stomachs!


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  • TimberWolf
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  • xoggoth
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    Not with my pathetic lunchbox.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'd go to work naked - if no-one complained about my cock waving about as I wander round the office.
    Do button mushrooms "wave" as such?

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  • TimberWolf
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    It'd probably be worth naming and labelling your chair. It's bad enough sitting on a warm seat not long vacated by a trouser clad colleague as it is.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'd go to work naked - if no-one complained about my cock waving about as I wander round the office.
    one-eyed trouser penis

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'd be taken very seriously. HTH
    That would be a refreshing change.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Let me complement you on another fabulous avatar. Might I suggest this site as a source of tasteful accoutrements for one’s online personality?
    I used to have a song attributed to them as a ringtone called something like '**** America'

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    I've done it a couple of times when working at home, video conferencing was a bit of panic as the only thing to hand was a food strewn t-shirt
    Let me complement you on another fabulous avatar. Might I suggest this site as a source of tasteful accoutrements for one’s online personality?

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  • darmstadt
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    I've done it a couple of times when working at home, video conferencing was a bit of panic as the only thing to hand was a food strewn t-shirt

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Excellent! It would bring back the old inter-office sport of secretary seat sniffing with some vigor!
    No licking or playing "hunt the mouse"...

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  • hyperD
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    Excellent! It would bring back the old inter-office sport of secretary seat sniffing with some vigor!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

    If that's what it took to get a contract..hmmm. But I look nowhere as good as my Avatar. And I'd be worried about shrinkage.
    Shrinkage? Boobs don't shrink in the cold do they?

    If anything I'd have thought the opposite was true, if it was a bit "nippy"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    See TPDii
    Been a bit busy, me, SASGURU, MINESTRONE and SY01 have been having a little chat.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    If that's what it took to get a contract..hmmm. But I look nowhere as good as my Avatar. And I'd be worried about shrinkage.
    Fear can do that to a man!

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