I'd go to work naked - if no-one complained about my cock waving about as I wander round the office.
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You really are fishing for facetious remarks today aren't you?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'd go to work naked - if no-one complained about my cock waving about as I wander round the office.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I'm bored.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou really are fishing for facetious remarks today aren't you?
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If that's what it took to get a contract..hmmm. But I look nowhere as good as my Avatar. And I'd be worried about shrinkage.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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Fear can do that to a man!Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostIf that's what it took to get a contract..hmmm. But I look nowhere as good as my Avatar. And I'd be worried about shrinkage.
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Been a bit busy, me, SASGURU, MINESTRONE and SY01 have been having a little chat.Originally posted by zeitghostSee TPDii
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Shrinkage? Boobs don't shrink in the cold do they?Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
If that's what it took to get a contract..hmmm. But I look nowhere as good as my Avatar. And I'd be worried about shrinkage.
If anything I'd have thought the opposite was true, if it was a bit "nippy"
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Excellent! It would bring back the old inter-office sport of secretary seat sniffing with some vigor!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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No licking or playing "hunt the mouse"...Originally posted by hyperD View PostExcellent! It would bring back the old inter-office sport of secretary seat sniffing with some vigor!Comment
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I've done it a couple of times when working at home, video conferencing was a bit of panic as the only thing to hand was a food strewn t-shirt“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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