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Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed.
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Ask him if his football coach used to touch him up instead, that'll get a rise out of him. Apparently in more ways than one. I mean there must be a reason they kept going back week after week.Last edited by Incognito; 18 May 2010, 20:21."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Jeez.........who tripped over the rock you were skulking beneath?Originally posted by Incognito View PostAsk him if his football coach used to touch him up instead, that'll get a rise out of him. Apparently in more ways than one. I mean there must be a reason they kep going back week after week.

Any more potential buyers circling that bankrupt mob of yours, or is it just Hector showing an interest nowadays?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I wasn't trying to tempt you out oh lesser spotted mhanky bottom feeder, begone and wait till the greater striped chippiusonshoulder emerges.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostJeez.........who tripped over the rock you were skulking beneath?

Any more potential buyers circling that bankrupt mob of yours, or is it just Hector showing an interest nowadays?
"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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No posts for weeks then a thread with "Village Idiot" crops up, and out you pop like a bad smell to start ranting about your paedo phobias. Is it the "Village Idiot" syntax that sets off a wee klaxon in that cavernous vacuum either side of your lugs, or were you just vacantly dragging your knuckles across the internet, and popped in on spec? Do tell!!Originally posted by Incognito View PostI wasn't trying to tempt you out oh lesser spotted mhanky bottom feeder, begone and wait till the greater striped chippiusonshoulder emerges.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I'm actually flashing my Hero to a custom 2.1 ROM which requires me to sit here patiently and watch the progress bar crawl across my phone. Just thought I'd join in, don't want left out.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo posts for weeks then a thread with "Village Idiot" crops up, and out you pop like a bad smell to start ranting about your paedo phobias. Is it the "Village Idiot" syntax that sets off a wee klaxon in that cavernous vacuum either side of your lugs, or were you just vacantly dragging your knuckles across the internet, and popped in on spec? Do tell!!"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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We all know the board has leaders,followers and screaming homo abdab bedwetters.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo posts for weeks then a thread with "Village Idiot" crops up, and out you pop like a bad smell to start ranting about your paedo phobias. Is it the "Village Idiot" syntax that sets off a wee klaxon in that cavernous vacuum either side of your lugs, or were you just vacantly dragging your knuckles across the internet, and popped in on spec? Do tell!!
When it looks like someone maybe getting ganged up on the followers push their rocks over and get on the side of the mob like fairweathet footie fans.
So many posters are so dull, invisible and incognito it doesn't bear commenting furtherWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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A good point well made old friend. However I doubt he'll be my Golem and the morning brings a brand new day!Originally posted by minestrone View PostCurchy, you are playing a dangerous game here with suity promoting him to a level of debate that you and I are comfortable with but a level he will not be able to sustain.Last edited by Churchill; 19 May 2010, 07:13.Comment
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SY aint Gollum. He's more Salacious Crumb to your Jabba the Hut your majesty!!!Originally posted by Churchill View PostA good point well made old friend. However I doubt he'll be my Gollum and the morning brings a brand new day!
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You are, I fear, damning in your praise, my faithful old retailer!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSY aint Gollum. He's more Salacious Crumb to your Jabba the Hut your majesty!!!Comment
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I see you boys descended into “lord of the flies” territory last night.Originally posted by Churchill View PostA good point well made old friend. However I doubt he'll be my Gollum and the morning brings a brand new day!
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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