Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed.

[Churchill]

Oh, your wife will be pleased.

Don't take it out on "girlie" when you get in you tiny minded little drunk

Oi SY01!!! You haven't got this "subtlety" thing sorted yet, have you?

[original PM]

FFS, are you dyslexic?

Lol!!!

that was better

much better

[Churchill]

Lol!!!

that was better

much better

Hey come on, you've seen what I've had to work with this afternoon. Talk about educating pork!

[suityou01]

Oi SY01!!! You haven't got this "subtlety" thing sorted yet, have you?

needs work, admittedly. Fortunately Minestrwat is giving me plenty of target practice to get this inch perfect.

[minestrone]

Oh, your wife will be pleased.

Do you want me to point out the obvious error in that statement?

[Churchill]

needs work, admittedly. Fortunately Minestrwat is giving me plenty of target practice to get this inch perfect.

Minestrone should be just about at the stage where he starts singing "10 Guitars"...

[Churchill]

Do you want me to point out the obvious error in that statement?

No mate, grab yourself another pint and I'll try and work it out for myself. I'll shout you over if I need any help.

[original PM]

anyway


fu<k you all i'm off for a beer

[Churchill]

Do you want me to point out the obvious error in that statement?

No mate, grab yourself another pint and I'll try and work it out for myself. I'll shout you over if I need any help.

Sussed it! You're a lesbian!

[minestrone]

No mate, grab yourself another pint and I'll try and work it out for myself. I'll shout you over if I need any help.

While you are thinking about it, why did your first wife.divorce you?