Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed.

[minestrone]

if you were 11 that would have been pretty average

Can we get back to the "I used to cry over my job" bit?

[Churchill]

ftfy

That was so... childish - and coming from me that's definitely saying something.

[Churchill]

Can we get back to the "I used to cry over my job" bit?

Were you abused by your Priest?

[suityou01]

Can we get back to the "I used to cry over my job" bit?

Happy to oblige

[minestrone]

Happy to oblige

Come on suity, remember when you were coming on here crying ever week because you were crap at your job, was that the one they fired you at COB?

[Churchill]

Come on suity, remember when you were coming on here crying ever week because you were crap at your job, was that the one they fired you at COB?

Is that why you're homophobic?

[suityou01]

Come on suity, remember when you were coming on here crying ever week because you were crap at your job, was that the one they fired you at COB?

Straight out of the top drawer eh?

No decent retorts of your own so you start getting personal. I'll take you on any day you sad twat.

[minestrone]

Is that why you're homophobic?

You can go with that line all day, not going to bother me.

Now that suity has grown a set of balls we can talk about his near breakdown he subjected us to over the course of a few months.

[Churchill]

Straight out of the top drawer eh?

No decent retorts of your own so you start getting personal. I'll take you on any day you sad twat.

And now you've lost...

Oh dear. Nice try though. Come on everyone, a round of applause for our last contestant.

Who's next?

Roll-up roll-up!

[minestrone]

Straight out of the top drawer eh?

No decent retorts of your own so you start getting personal. I'll take you on any day you sad twat.

I can take the "you are an alcoholic" and "you were abused by a priest" jibes.