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Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul -
I always liked the conjunction of these two of his chat sessions on bash.org (possibly NSFW if work reads text as opposed to looking out for pictures, and probably blacklisted in lots of places)
(I also like this one. And this one. And this one's pretty funny. Although this one is probably my favourite.) -
Really do people actually go on the web for this rubbish!
Getting turned on by typing nasty to each other?????
Snaw you dirty gerty!!! Grrrrrrr.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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ftfy.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostReally do people actually go on the web for this rubbish!
Getting turned on by typing nasty to each other?????
Snaw you dirty gerty!!! Grrrrrrr.
And I'm spent...Comment
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Oh I bet your a doozy at this ChurchillOriginally posted by Churchill View Postftfy.
Drewster : Hi, what you doing today. Wanna Cyber?
Churchill : Yeah
Drewster : What you wearing baby?
Churchill : Combats
Drewster : You want to take them off for me big boy? I'm so hot <sexy mode on>grrrrrr<sexy mode off>
Churchill : Yeah
Drewster : I'm so hot for it baby. I went it like a Nando's chicken on a griddle.
Churchill : Tasteless?
Drewster : Yeah, yeah baby, tasteless, do it to me tastless baby.
Churchill : F**K?
Drewster : Yeah baby, thats it F**K me
Churchill : Seriously????What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Oi MF, you were getting a trifle over excited there weren't you?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh I bet your a doozy at this Churchill
Drewster : Hi, what you doing today. Wanna Cyber?
Churchill : Yeah
Drewster : What you wearing baby?
Churchill : Combats
Drewster : You want to take them off for me big boy? I'm so hot <sexy mode on>grrrrrr<sexy mode off>
Churchill : Yeah
Drewster : I'm so hot for it baby. I went it like a Nando's chicken on a griddle.
Churchill : Tasteless?
Drewster : Yeah, yeah baby, tasteless, do it to me tastless baby.
Churchill : F**K?
Drewster : Yeah baby, thats it F**K me
Churchill : Seriously????
Something tells me that you're so far in the closet, you can stroke Aslan...Comment
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Hats off. Thats a f**king great line.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi MF, you were getting a trifle over excited there weren't you?
Something tells me that you're so far in the closet, you can stroke Aslan...
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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What the... IM sex?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI always liked the conjunction of these two of his chat sessions on bash.org (possibly NSFW if work reads text as opposed to looking out for pictures, and probably blacklisted in lots of places)
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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BrilliantOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostHats off. Thats a f**king great line.
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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