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Got a viral infection!! Cracking.

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    #21
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    2 days off work. first day go to the pub, get absolutely rat-arsed, recover the second day - cold/virus gone.
    Im not off work. Im sitting here coughing and spluttering.

    Should have seen the look of horror on the face of the permie on my last meeting!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Im not off work. Im sitting here coughing and spluttering.

      Should have seen the look of horror on the face of the permie on my last meeting!
      Oi Pillock!

      I meant take 2 days off work!
      (failing that what do you think weekends are for?)

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        #23
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Oi Pillock!

        I meant take 2 days off work!
        (failing that what do you think weekends are for?)
        A) Im not taking two days of a contract
        B) I have worked the last three weekends (Sat/Sun) in the shop due to staff illness. I've not had a single day off for three weeks!!!

        Got to go back and do 11 deliveries tonight between 6-10 O Clock!!! Jesus!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #24
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          A) Im not taking two days of a contract
          B) I have worked the last three weekends (Sat/Sun) in the shop due to staff illness. I've not had a single day off for three weeks!!!

          Got to go back and do 11 deliveries tonight between 6-10 O Clock!!! Jesus!
          Any in Swindon? I'll do 'em forrafiver!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Any in Swindon? I'll do 'em forrafiver!
            If I did, I'd take you up on those!!!

            Not looking forward to tonight. Feel weak as a kitten and got to deliver 11 bookcases and sideboards in hardwood! Deffo going to drop one!
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              If I did, I'd take you up on those!!!

              Not looking forward to tonight. Feel weak as a kitten and got to deliver 11 bookcases and sideboards in hardwood! Deffo going to drop one!
              make sure you're down-wind!

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                #27
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                If I did, I'd take you up on those!!!

                Not looking forward to tonight. Feel weak as a kitten and got to deliver 11 bookcases and sideboards in hardwood! Deffo going to drop one!
                so we have "white van man" posting on here as well as permies.

                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  If I did, I'd take you up on those!!!

                  Not looking forward to tonight. Feel weak as a kitten and got to deliver 11 bookcases and sideboards in hardwood! Deffo going to drop one!
                  Where are you? If is "nearby" I'll do a couple...... as long as I can borrow your van to deliver a couple of plants to my house in the next couple of weeks?

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                    #29
                    FFS! Finished back breaking deliveries at 11pm. The last place was so pikey it was unbelievable. The old man was like the shaggy fella from Shameless and was wearing a string vest, covered in tattoos and was smoking a rollup. £3K worth of furniture they ordered. While I had a look at the Thai Tat that was around the house, she said. We've just moved in to this bungalow. We used to be next door!!! Ah, said I, just sold it have you.

                    Nah, still own it. And the garage next door, and the land next to that, and that Tudor house at the bottom!!!!!!!!!! The Tudor house must have been worth about 800K FFS.

                    I'm working for pikeys now!!! Least I got a £20 tip!

                    Right it's 4am and I'm off to do job No 1, before coming back in 4 hours heading to the doctors and then heading to clientco. Be back at 8pm tonight.

                    I'm definitely doing something wrong here!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      ... wearing a string vest, covered in tattoos...
                      Good Lord, are they having their vests tattooed now?

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