Reply to: Got a viral infection!! Cracking.

[NickFitz]

... wearing a string vest, covered in tattoos...

Good Lord, are they having their vests tattooed now?

[MarillionFan]

FFS! Finished back breaking deliveries at 11pm. The last place was so pikey it was unbelievable. The old man was like the shaggy fella from Shameless and was wearing a string vest, covered in tattoos and was smoking a rollup. £3K worth of furniture they ordered. While I had a look at the Thai Tat that was around the house, she said. We've just moved in to this bungalow. We used to be next door!!! Ah, said I, just sold it have you.

Nah, still own it. And the garage next door, and the land next to that, and that Tudor house at the bottom!!!!!!!!!! The Tudor house must have been worth about 800K FFS.

I'm working for pikeys now!!! Least I got a £20 tip!

Right it's 4am and I'm off to do job No 1, before coming back in 4 hours heading to the doctors and then heading to clientco. Be back at 8pm tonight.

I'm definitely doing something wrong here!

[Drewster]

If I did, I'd take you up on those!!!

Not looking forward to tonight. Feel weak as a kitten and got to deliver 11 bookcases and sideboards in hardwood! Deffo going to drop one!

Where are you? If is "nearby" I'll do a couple...... as long as I can borrow your van to deliver a couple of plants to my house in the next couple of weeks?

[suityou01]

If I did, I'd take you up on those!!!

Not looking forward to tonight. Feel weak as a kitten and got to deliver 11 bookcases and sideboards in hardwood! Deffo going to drop one!

so we have "white van man" posting on here as well as permies.

[Churchill]

If I did, I'd take you up on those!!!

Not looking forward to tonight. Feel weak as a kitten and got to deliver 11 bookcases and sideboards in hardwood! Deffo going to drop one!

make sure you're down-wind!

[MarillionFan]

Any in Swindon? I'll do 'em forrafiver!

If I did, I'd take you up on those!!!

Not looking forward to tonight. Feel weak as a kitten and got to deliver 11 bookcases and sideboards in hardwood! Deffo going to drop one!

[Churchill]

A) Im not taking two days of a contract
B) I have worked the last three weekends (Sat/Sun) in the shop due to staff illness. I've not had a single day off for three weeks!!!

Got to go back and do 11 deliveries tonight between 6-10 O Clock!!! Jesus!

Any in Swindon? I'll do 'em forrafiver!

[MarillionFan]

Oi Pillock!

I meant take 2 days off work!
(failing that what do you think weekends are for?)

A) Im not taking two days of a contract
B) I have worked the last three weekends (Sat/Sun) in the shop due to staff illness. I've not had a single day off for three weeks!!!

Got to go back and do 11 deliveries tonight between 6-10 O Clock!!! Jesus!

[Churchill]

Im not off work. Im sitting here coughing and spluttering.

Should have seen the look of horror on the face of the permie on my last meeting!

Oi Pillock!

I meant take 2 days off work!
(failing that what do you think weekends are for?)

[MarillionFan]

2 days off work. first day go to the pub, get absolutely rat-arsed, recover the second day - cold/virus gone.

Im not off work. Im sitting here coughing and spluttering.

Should have seen the look of horror on the face of the permie on my last meeting!

[Churchill]

Who knows? 50 50 chance I reckon :-)

2 days off work. first day go to the pub, get absolutely rat-arsed, recover the second day - cold/virus gone.

[MarillionFan]

If it really is a viral infection, antibiotics will be of no use; they only act against bacteria.

Who knows? 50 50 chance I reckon :-)

[NickFitz]

Can't get a doctors appt until tomorrow. I know I have what the boy has and have checked what medicine he was given.

Searched our drug cabinet and found some Erythromycin tablets from a few years ago. I think thats what I'll get prescribed, so bollocks to it, going to take them anyway.

If it really is a viral infection, antibiotics will be of no use; they only act against bacteria.

[MarillionFan]

Can't get a doctors appt until tomorrow. I know I have what the boy has and have checked what medicine he was given.

Searched our drug cabinet and found some Erythromycin tablets from a few years ago. I think thats what I'll get prescribed, so bollocks to it, going to take them anyway.

[MarillionFan]

I find you can't do better than a litre of Orange juice, if I feel rough self inflicted or not I go for vitamin c.

Just ran out. Up again. Went to bed at 7 after getting back from clientco.

They took one look at me and suggested I go home.
You gonna pay me I asked?
No of course not!
Well in that case I'll sit in that office over there!!