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My Train Journey This Morning
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by churchill View Postyou don't frighten me when i'm in swindon ...
ftfyFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Ah right! Thank you.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAh... I see!
Who Gives A tulip - took me ages to figure that out too

I decided to add DULLARD.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You are sooooo right!Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostftfyBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Are you Wilmslows sock puppetOriginally posted by gricerboy View PostMorning all. Got so heavily shoulder charged this morning that my coffee went all over my tousers. Got to spend the whole day now looking like I've lost control!
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Some mornings, I look at what my fellow passengers eat and think that I must be of a totally different species or that we have alien visitors amongst us. The woman next to me this morning had a bowl of what looked like white sawdust with olives in it while the woman across the aisle appeared to be eating frogspawn. Perhaps it has something to do with them being women?Comment
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Why do you think anyone gives a rat's arse WHAT your morning commute is like? You are rapidly turning into one of the most boring, tedious, uninteresting, monotonous, flatulent, flat-headed, cloth-eared, swivel-eyed, fornicating little numbats that the forum has ever had to endure. Up your game for God's sake.Originally posted by gricerboy View PostSome mornings, I look at what my fellow passengers eat and think that I must be of a totally different species or that we have alien visitors amongst us. The woman next to me this morning had a bowl of what looked like white sawdust with olives in it while the woman across the aisle appeared to be eating frogspawn. Perhaps it has something to do with them being women?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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