My Train Journey This Morning

[Churchill]

Why do you think anyone gives a rat's arse WHAT your morning commute is like? You are rapidly turning into one of the most boring, tedious, uninteresting, monotonous, flatulent, flat-headed, cloth-eared, swivel-eyed, fornicating little numbats that the forum has ever had to endure. Up your game for God's sake.

What's up SB? The competition getting to you?

[gricerboy]

Why do you think anyone gives a rat's arse WHAT your morning commute is like? You are rapidly turning into one of the most boring, tedious, uninteresting, monotonous, flatulent, flat-headed, cloth-eared, swivel-eyed, fornicating little numbats that the forum has ever had to endure. Up your game for God's sake.

I think you'll learn to love it in time Shauney - think of it like Thought For The Day.

[Churchill]

I think you'll learn to love it in time Shauney - think of it like Thought For The Day without the Thought.

ftfy

[shaunbhoy]

I think you'll learn to love it in time Shauney - think of it like Thought For The Day.

I already do!! Hence the rant!!

[minestrone]

Honestly, who is responsible for this one?

[lilelvis2000]

Would anybody like to hear about my commute.

[gricerboy]

Would anybody like to hear about my commute.

By train? What line do you use?

[lilelvis2000]

I thought I was being sarcastic.

[gricerboy]

I'm always utterly amazed at the way some people talk to their spouses while on the phone on the train. There was a woman sat across the aisle this morning who was talking to what I thought was her YTS dogsbody

"Where's that email you said you were going to send?"

"What??!!"

"Well how the hell can I read that??!!"

"What??!!"

"Are you stupid??!!"

It was obviously her hubby as she asked to have her kid put on - the kid didn't get off lightly either. Started off ok - "Oh couchee coo etc" but quickly progressed to "well, if you're only going to give me monosyllabic responses I'm not going to bother, I'm far too busy etc etc". FFS, the kid was probably barely old enough talk. In mitigation, she did look like a cross between Syd Lyttle and Martina Navratilova so perhaps I can forgive her her attitude.

[shaunbhoy]

I'm always utterly amazed at the way some people talk to their spouses while on the phone on the train. There was a woman sat across the aisle this morning who was talking to what I thought was her YTS dogsbody

"Where's that email you said you were going to send?"

"What??!!"

"Well how the hell can I read that??!!"

"What??!!"

"Are you stupid??!!"

It was obviously her hubby as she asked to have her kid put on - the kid didn't get off lightly either. Started off ok - "Oh couchee coo etc" but quickly progressed to "well, if you're only going to give me monosyllabic responses I'm not going to bother, I'm far too busy etc etc". FFS, the kid was probably barely old enough talk. In mitigation, she did look like a cross between Syd Lyttle and Martina Navratilova so perhaps I can forgive her her attitude.

You appear to be utterly amazed at life's banalities on a daily basis gricerboy. You truly are saddled with an eclectic variation of stupidity. Dimwitted across a wide spectrum of topics. Well done. It must be quite a feat actually making the train every morning.