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Neighbour dispute update

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    #21
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Nothing wrong with a well crafted racist sockie. But I have to agree with the last two. This one is piss poor.
    Perhaps Bob could get into a ?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Swati

      one tried and tested method that i have seen put to use many times in India I would like to recomment to you here to aid you in your dispute with your neighbours. It is very simple - all you do is to go to the front door of the willun and when he anserws the front dorr beigin to remove your clothes until you are in your undergarments. By the time you get to your undergarments the willun will have acquiesced to your demand. This method I have never seen fail.
      Works even better if you're a eunuch. There are half a million of them in India (although you'd hardly believe it, the way the Indian population keeps rising), and a lot of them make a living collecting debts pretty much exactly like that.
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        #23
        Provoke Mr to hit you hard and then get him done. At the very least they will have a restraining order put on them. If he hits you hard enough and it's GBH then he'll go down sorted
        But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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          #24
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Oi Administrator, how long do we have to be subjected to this racist tulipe?
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Yawn.... rubbish sockie.
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Nothing wrong with a well crafted racist sockie. But I have to agree with the last two. This one is piss poor.
          Under investigation.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #25
            hmmm

            http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...tml#post974497

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              #26
              Good memory PL!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #27
                I still reckon it's Chetty MkII. Although we never found out who was behind Chetty

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