Neighbour dispute update

[Moscow Mule]

This is his fault, how?

Every neighbour he's ever had doesn't like him.

[Churchill]

This is his fault, how?
Trolling effort 1/10.

I'm not trolling. Wilmslow has posted on here about problems with his neighbours on more than one occasion regarding more than one address!

Now he's either very unlucky or there's something more fundamental that needs to be addressed.

Trolling effort 1/10.

Btw, have you met Wilmslow?

[MarillionFan]

I'm not trolling. Wilmslow has posted on here about problems with his neighbours on more than one occasion regarding more than one address!

Now he's either very unlucky or there's something more fundamental that needs to be addressed.

Trolling effort 1/10.

Btw, have you met Wilmslow?

He works in IT for a start. That means he's starting from a pretty low point in the pecking order of life. Somewhere between Unemployed and Binman.

[suityou01]

I'm not trolling. Wilmslow has posted on here about problems with his neighbours on more than one occasion regarding more than one address!

Now he's either very unlucky or there's something more fundamental that needs to be addressed.

Trolling effort 1/10.

Btw, have you met Wilmslow?

No, what's he like? Bit of a knobhead?

[MarillionFan]

No, what's he like? Bit of a knobhead?

Well people describe him as Suityouish. So you decide!

[suityou01]

Well people describe him as Suityouish. So you decide!

Top geezer then

[Churchill]

one tried and tested method that i have seen put to use many times in India I would like to recomment to you here to aid you in your dispute with your neighbours. It is very simple - all you do is to go to the front door of the willun and when he anserws the front dorr beigin to remove your clothes until you are in your undergarments. By the time you get to your undergarments the willun will have acquiesced to your demand. This method I have never seen fail.

Oi Administrator, how long do we have to be subjected to this racist tulipe?

[cailin maith]

one tried and tested method that i have seen put to use many times in India I would like to recomment to you here to aid you in your dispute with your neighbours. It is very simple - all you do is to go to the front door of the willun and when he anserws the front dorr beigin to remove your clothes until you are in your undergarments. By the time you get to your undergarments the willun will have acquiesced to your demand. This method I have never seen fail.

Yawn.... rubbish sockie.

[MarillionFan]

Yawn.... rubbish sockie.

Nothing wrong with a well crafted racist sockie. But I have to agree with the last two. This one is piss poor.

[churkus]

This is now escalating to bonkers heights.

Last week Mrs neighbour was waving and took a photo of me from her garden looking into my dormer extension where my bureau desk is located.

On Thursday morning the roofer working on my roof came to my house to tell me that Mrs neighbour was spreading allegations to him that I was the P word. (She has a couple of young kids).

I called the police about this as I am not having my privacy invaded, and slander spread like this.

Friday evening I pulled up at the same time as Mr, who came to the end of my drive and said, quote “"What the f are you doing sending the police to my door? Do us a favour and get your house up for sale and do one. If you start f-ing annoying me, you f-ing won't want to work on it"....”

Luckily this is on CCTV so I have left the tape with the police.

Mrs neighbour actually started the police as she phoned them to complain about my burning my pampas grass of all things – the plod was a nice guy and agreed with me that she is clearly nuts.

Not heard anything back as yet.

Stressed like anything over this…..

Can you think of any possible reason why this woman would label you the "p" word?, are you possibly overfirendly with their kids?, it just seems strange, its not the kind of thing someone labels another with off the top of their head. Could you get some blinds or curtains for your dormer extension?. She probably just doesnt like you seeing her kids in the garden?.