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Arias For Swinging Lovers....

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    #11
    The connection is very clear , you have not seen some of our great masterpieces hanging in the great hall of liberation , works of art such as Mohameds "Confusion in the tampon store" , Jaffris "The happy sissor maker" or the great work of art by Kohami "The agony of the splits" .

    You are all heathens and I am now going to send a plague of locus to infest your genitals.

    Please do not wear tight underwear for the next day or so

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      #12
      Originally posted by XLMonkey
      Am I the only one who doesn't understand how we went from 'E lucevan le stelle' to female circumcision?

      Nope... right with ya!!

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        #13
        Originally posted by Muggers
        Nope... right with ya!!
        Please pity the neighbours of this highly educated
        'E lucevan le stelle' playing ponce.
        They are now contemplating Self Circumcision...

        There's the link for ya!

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Self circumcision is for wimps... Real Men do Self Castration...

          The only downside is that they are then no longer Real Men...

          Well I'm willing to bet that Muggers is not a real Man and was recently someone else who doesn't have anything to Castrate

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Self circumcision is for wimps... Real Men do Self Castration...

            The only downside is that they are then no longer Real Men...

            Nah, *Real Men* do Self Trepanation
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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