The SY01 agony aunt thread

[suityou01]

Post all your woes here. SY01 is here to help.

Now, who's first.

[SofaKingdom]

Post all your woes here. SY01 is here to help.

Now, who's first.

I think you and your granny need help

[suityou01]

I think you and your granny need help

Interesting. You have a granny fetish. I prescribe 4 bottles of fine real ale and a pot noodle. You'll be right as rain in the morning.

Next.

[SofaKingdom]

Interesting. You have a granny fetish. I prescribe 4 bottles of fine real ale and a pot noodle. You'll be right as rain in the morning.

Next.

I think you have taken the founder of Pot Noodle's name a little too literally

Am on my second ale now. Will report back after number 4.

[MarillionFan]

Dear agony aunt

I sometimes use a contractor forum on the interweb. I recently noticed that one poster constantly starts attention seeking threads. He is obviously a little lonely and deluded.

What do you recommend?

Yours

MF from Luton

[suityou01]

Dear agony aunt

I sometimes use a contractor forum on the interweb. I recently noticed that one poster constantly starts attention seeking threads. He is obviously a little lonely and deluded.

What do you recommend?

Yours

MF from Luton

Well now. Presumably you've tried trolling him off the forums, right? Didn't work huh. Then have you tried posting drivel to throw him off the scent? Mmm hmmm, that' didn't work either right? How about bragging about cage fighting? Ganging up with other forum members that are equally wanton and cretinous? Still no go?

OK, The solution is simple. Repeatedly slam your head in the door and then you won't mind as much as you'll be tending to your sore head so much you won't notice the poor lonely unfortunate seeking attention in this way.

Ithangyou.

[Zippy]

I think you have taken the founder of Pot Noodle's name a little too literally

Am on my second ale now. Will report back after number 4.

Nah. Report back after ale no 3 - I really can't wait that long.

[SofaKingdom]

Nah. Report back after ale no 3 - I really can't wait that long.

Since you ask I feel far better. As to whether I'll feel right as rain in the morning, I have my doubts

[suityou01]

Since you ask I feel far better. As to whether I'll feel right as rain in the morning, I have my doubts

another happy punter. Well done. Try some scratchings as well, if you feel up to it.


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OK MF that's enough now. An hour of that is more than enough. Feel better?

[shaunbhoy]

I recently noticed that one poster constantly starts attention seeking threads. He is obviously a little lonely and deluded.

Does he also wet the bed?