Flip the election, just realised I've lost my wedding ring !

[Gibbon]

Help

[Tingles]

Help

Where did you leave it last?

[chef]

simples, go back to the phone box you saw the "advert" in, call him/her up and ask if you can have it back. do this BEFORE you return home this weekend.

or

failing that, take as much cash as you can, book a one way ticket to somewhere nice, write a hastily scribbled note explaining your actions and possibly something about can't dealing with things anymore and then run, then try and enjoy the little time left you have before the wife hunts you down..

it's been nice knowing you

[Gibbon]

Where did you leave it last?

Can't remember, never take it off. Hoping it came off in the night and it's still in bed.

Hung drawn and quartered will only be the start of the hell thats coming my way.

[Platypus]

Is it still on your kn0b ?

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[Lockhouse]

Can't remember, never take it off. Hoping it came off in the night and it's still in bed.

Hung drawn and quartered will only be the start of the hell thats coming my way.

First - don't panic.

Second - check all your pockets and clothing where it may have become dislodged.

Third - try and retrace your steps and work out what you were doing and where you may have lost it - places where you might have washed your hands, got things out of your pocket etc.

After all that you've probably left it on top of the bathroom cabinet like I always do.

[chef]

walk in the house, whistling a happy ditty, when the OH notices (i'd say within 3 seconds given that you're whistling and therefore immediately suspicious) look confused and shocked and state "what do you mean woman? i'm not married, who are you? and what are you doing in my house?" then start laughing hysterically, sit down on the sofa and start rocking while mumbling incoherently and hopefully you'll be sectioned for your own safety and get the sympathy vote.. winner

[Gibbon]

First - don't panic.

Second - check all your pockets and clothing where it may have become dislodged.

Third - try and retrace your steps and work out what you were doing and where you may have lost it - places where you might have washed your hands, got things out of your pocket etc.

After all that you've probably left it on top of the bathroom cabinet like I always do.

Done all that to no avail, I last remember having it last night in the supermercado.

[Churchill]

Done all that to no avail, I last remember having it last night in the supermercado.

Tell her!

FFS, women do it all the time.

tulip happens.

[threaded]

walk in the house, whistling a happy ditty, when the OH notices (i'd say within 3 seconds given that you're whistling and therefore immediately suspicious) look confused and shocked and state "what do you mean woman? i'm not married, who are you? and what are you doing in my house?" then start laughing hysterically, sit down on the sofa and start rocking while mumbling incoherently and hopefully you'll be sectioned for your own safety and get the sympathy vote.. winner

ROFLOL

Like it: go for the diminished responsibility defence. That's tricky in English law though.