Speaking as a married woman .........
You are utterly forked!
You are utterly forked!
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I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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But why?Originally posted by Pogle View Post
I didn't lose it when on a lads weekend etc. Just getting up and coming to work.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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"well that's the obvious story isn't but where did you really lose it?"Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
"did you leave the house a few minutes earlier today? possibly enuogh time to meet someone else and that's the reason?"
just trying to forewarn you of the barrage of impending illogical questions you'll faceThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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You've met my wife !Originally posted by chef View PostBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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MrsB agrees.Originally posted by Pogle View Post
In the space of 10 seconds flat she went from "well how could he lose it" to " he took it off while having sex with another woman" to "thats it, the marriage is over"
Edit : It's now an unconscious signal that he wants to leave and his subconscious made him take it off and lose it.
Last edited by DaveB; 30 April 2010, 10:36."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I find it very scary sometimes how illogical the female brain comes to conclusionsOriginally posted by DaveB View PostMrsB agrees.
In the space of 10 seconds flat she went from "well how could he lose it" to " he took it off while having sex with another woman" to "thats it, the marriage is over"
Edit : It's now an unconscious signal that he wants to leave and his subconscious made him take it off and lose it.
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I am so lucky that I've never had a wedding ring. My wife doesn't wear her's either. Nevermind that it no longer fits on her finger anyway.
How about a piece of tin foil? When seen from a distance it just might fool her.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Or them chocolate Eclair wrappers? They're a bit goldy looking.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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If I lose as little as 6lbs my wedding ring feels loose, to the point where it easily falls off if I have soapy hands.
Good excuse to keep eating.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I know it must sound a bit tacky, and maybe slightly deceitful, but can't you just buy another one that looks the same, until the original turns up?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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