Answer these questions to find out if you're upper class ...

[sasguru]

There are at least 10 mosques in Kerala, and I even know my way from the train station to one of them, the one that is the 2nd oldest Mosque in the world.

You really are a prat guru.

Chances of a Keralan being a Muslim - about 25%
Chances of a Keraln being a non-Muslim - about 75%.

So a keraln is most probably not a Muslim.

HTH

[realityhack]

These questions aren't very good at differentiating class.
Aristos can be very materialistic and superficial.

Not in my experience. And they wouldn't classify themselves as 'aristos' anyway. That would be vulgar. If they compete it's largely in terms of life-experience and eccentricities.

[DodgyAgent]

The first thing I would like to say is class has nothing to do with money.
Answer these questions and I can place you to a "T".

These quiz has been carefully designed so that the questions are NOT in increasing order of importance.

1. What kind of area do you live in? Kingston on Thames
2. What type of house do you live in? Detached 5 beds
3. What type of education did you have? public school no university4. What car do you drive? Audi Q75. What jewellery do you own? none
6. What jewellery do you wear? none
7. How many hand-made suits do you own? none
8. Do you employ any "help"? only when on tour with the lads
9 Where do you holiday/would like to holiday. Cornwall
10 Whats you favourite TV programme minder

upper upper class

[sasguru]

upper upper class

I knew you were lying when you said no jewellery.
When has a pimp ever not had jewellery?

[Mich the Tester]

WPS+1

Some alternatives, based on the cola v pepsi game...

Choose one answer (not both or neither) for each question:
1. Ambition or altruism?
2. Monetary wealth or a wealth of experience?
3. Battered Landy TD5 or shiny new Range Rover Sport?
4. Shooting range or cocktail party?
5. Fashion or style?
6. Quality or price?
7. Trusted network or open meritocracy?
8. Jerusalem or Pomp & Circumstance?
9. Community or reputation?
10. Homestead or horizons?

1. Ambition or altruism?
The ambition to achieve one’s altruistic aims

2. Monetary wealth or a wealth of experience?
Sufficient monetary wealth to gain a wealth of experience, but no more

3. Battered Landy TD5 or shiny new Range Rover Sport?
Landy

4. Shooting range or cocktail party?
Shooting anyone who orders a pina colada

5. Fashion or style?
sort of erm, couldn’t give a stuff really, but I can’t stand all this branded designer crap

6. Quality or price?
Quality; always cheaper in the long run

7. Trusted network or open meritocracy?
Both; one’s network should always be opened to deserving individuals

8. Jerusalem or Pomp & Circumstance?
Jerusalem

9. Community or reputation?
Community, but reputation can help in building one

10. Homestead or horizons?
Both

[DodgyAgent]

I knew you were lying when you said no jewellery.
When has a pimp ever not had jewellery?

I know, I know, I know. But I dont have any Jewellry, not even a watch. If I want to know the time I can usually ask a nice looking girlie

[sasguru]

Anyway here'e mine:

The first thing I would like to say is class has nothing to do with money.
Answer these questions and I can place you to a "T".

These quiz has been carefully designed so that the questions are NOT in increasing order of importance.

1. What kind of area do you live in? Opposite Wandsworth common
2. What type of house do you live in? 4 bed detached
3. What type of education did you have? public school, comp, london uni4. What car do you drive? Aygo
5. What jewellery do you own? Antique heirlooms, signet ring
6. What jewellery do you wear? None7. How many hand-made suits do you own? 10
8. Do you employ any "help"? Gardener once a week, cleaner twice a week a week, nanny9 Where do you holiday/would like to holiday. Scotland, Pemba, zanzibar
10 Whats you favourite TV programme Don't watch TV

[realityhack]

1. Ambition or altruism?
The ambition to achieve one’s altruistic aims

2. Monetary wealth or a wealth of experience?
Sufficient monetary wealth to gain a wealth of experience, but no more

3. Battered Landy TD5 or shiny new Range Rover Sport?
Landy

4. Shooting range or cocktail party?
Shooting anyone who orders a pina colada

5. Fashion or style?
sort of erm, couldn’t give a stuff really, but I can’t stand all this branded designer crap

6. Quality or price?
Quality; always cheaper in the long run

7. Trusted network or open meritocracy?
Both; one’s network should always be opened to deserving individuals

8. Jerusalem or Pomp & Circumstance?
Jerusalem

9. Community or reputation?
Community, but reputation can help in building one

10. Homestead or horizons?
Both

Interesting answers, and because you broke all the rules and twisted the questions around to give the answers... I'd say upper-middle.

[Mich the Tester]

Interesting answers, and because you broke all the rules and twisted the questions around to give the answers... I'd say upper-middle.

[expat]

I know, I know, I know. But I dont have any Jewellry, not even a watch. If I want to know the time I can usually ask a nice looking girlie

I was given a Mickey Mouse watch for fun once (recently, I mean, not while a child) and I wore it for fun. I was quite surprised how many women struck up a conversation based on it.