Answer these questions to find out if you're upper class ...

[HairyArsedBloke]

How hard is it to discern class:

Q: Do you work for a living?
A: Yes

Then you are working class

A: No
Then you are a bludger off the state, whether aristo or doley bum

Q: Do you eat alphebetti spaghetti everyday in your pants
A: Yes

Then you are SAS Guru and you are not classifiable

HTH

and I object to being called SASGuru.

[sasguru]

5. What jewellery do you own?

None, just my 3 solid gold fillings

6. What jewellery do you wear?

as per 5

Busted!
Most Indians from whatever background will own some gold jewellery.
If you want to create a sockie, please try to be credible

[sasguru]

He's a Count, you're a coont.

HTH

I guess being called a peasant must be really hurtful to someone with a Walter mitty syndrome

[threaded]

Busted!
Most Indians from whatever background will own some gold jewellery.
If you want to create a sockie, please try to be credible

He could be a Muslim...

[AtW]

I refuse to answer these questions on the grounds that they may self-incriminate me.

[sasguru]

He could be a Muslim...

no she claims to be from kerala

[realityhack]

These questions illustrate perfectly that you've confused aspiring middle class with 'upper class'.

One thing you clearly don't know (and being middle class, I wouldn't expect you to) is that class is about class (as in you either have it or you don't) and attitude (including one's appraisal of oneself).

Apart from Q10 all your questions are to do with money and possessions. You clearly believe that any slightly monied middle management "middle class" [sic] family who drive a 4x4 Volvo and send their kids to a minor public school (or who attended one themselves) have 'class'. No. They are crass.

WPS+1

Some alternatives, based on the cola v pepsi game...

Choose one answer (not both or neither) for each question:
1. Ambition or altruism?
2. Monetary wealth or a wealth of experience?
3. Battered Landy TD5 or shiny new Range Rover Sport?
4. Shooting range or cocktail party?
5. Fashion or style?
6. Quality or price?
7. Trusted network or open meritocracy?
8. Jerusalem or Pomp & Circumstance?
9. Community or reputation?
10. Homestead or horizons?

[threaded]

I guess being called a peasant must be really hurtful to someone with a Walter mitty syndrome

Not really, I get called much worse in my day job.

[threaded]

no she claims to be from kerala

There are at least 10 mosques in Kerala, and I even know my way from the train station to one of them, the one that is the 2nd oldest Mosque in the world.

You really are a prat guru.

[sasguru]

WPS+1

Some alternatives, based on the cola v pepsi game...

Choose one answer (not both or neither) for each question:
1. Ambition or altruism?
2. Monetary wealth or a wealth of experience?
3. Battered Landy TD5 or shiny new Range Rover Sport?
4. Shooting range or cocktail party?
5. Fashion or style?
6. Quality or price?
7. Trusted network or open meritocracy?
8. Jerusalem or Pomp & Circumstance?
9. Community or reputation?
10. Homestead or horizons?

These questions aren't very good at differentiating class.
Aristos can be very materialistic and superficial.