Answer these questions to find out if you're upper class ...

[sasguru]

The first thing I would like to say is class has nothing to do with money.
Answer these questions and I can place you to a "T".

These quiz has been carefully designed so that the questions are NOT in increasing order of importance.

1. What kind of area do you live in?
2. What type of house do you live in?
3. What type of education did you have?
4. What car do you drive?
5. What jewellery do you own?
6. What jewellery do you wear?
7. How many hand-made suits do you own?
8. Do you employ any "help"?
9 Where do you holiday/would like to holiday.
10 Whats you favourite TV programme

[alreadypacked]

[expat]

The first thing I would like to say is class has nothing to do with money.
Answer these questions and I can place you to a "T".

These quiz has been carefully designed so that the questions are NOT in increasing order of importance.

1. What kind of area do you live in? on edge of old market town/outer dormitory suburb
2. What type of house do you live in? brick detached in 1970 estate3. What type of education did you have? state school, university.4. What car do you drive? 10-year-old Ford
5. What jewellery do you own? 1 old ring with sentimental value. Does a watch count?6. What jewellery do you wear? nothing usually, or a watch, any watch
7. How many hand-made suits do you own? Oh, are they made by hand?8. Do you employ any "help"? No.
9 Where do you holiday/would like to holiday. Overland in SE Asia
10 Whats you favourite TV programme None, really.

Definiteyl not upper class. Looks like no class, but you haven't asked any interesting questions. Most people correctly identify me as not being one of them.

[Mich the Tester]

1. What kind of area do you live in?
slum

2. What type of house do you live in?
Corrugated steel hut

3. What type of education did you have?
erm, pass

4. What car do you drive?
Someone else’s. Never met the blighter.

5. What jewellery do you own?
gold chain with ‘love’ and ‘hate’ emblazoned on it

6. What jewellery do you wear?
anything from Argos

7. How many hand-made suits do you own?
two; hand made by 6 year olds in Cambodia

8. Do you employ any "help"?
Not unless I’m desperate for a BJ

9 Where do you holiday/would like to holiday.
I would like to go on holiday one day

10 Whats you favourite TV programme
Flower’s squirting lesbians

[NotAllThere]

I've a simpler question.

"Which country would you most probably emigrate to?".

1. Spain - Working class
2. France - Middle class
3. Switzerland - Upper class

simples.

[sasguru]

I've a simpler question.

"Which country would you most probably emigrate to?".

1. Spain - Working class
2. France - Middle class
3. Switzerland - Upper class

simples.

Complete and utter nonsense. No upper class person would live in Switzerland. Its simple not louche enough.

[Moscow Mule]

Ok, I'll play your game.

1. What kind of area do you live in?
Suburban
2. What type of house do you live in?
Victorian end of terrace
3. What type of education did you have?
Comp, College, Uni
4. What car do you drive?
Small 4x4
5. What jewellery do you own?
Watch, cufflinks, wedding ring, signet ring
6. What jewellery do you wear?
Watch, wedding ring
7. How many hand-made suits do you own?
3
8. Do you employ any "help"?
Nope
9 Where do you holiday/would like to holiday.
Very variable activity is more important than destination
10 Whats you favourite TV programme
Hard to call. Probably CSI, but I like documentaries too.

I'm pretty sure I'm the epitome of middle class...

[TimberWolf]

The first thing I would like to say is class has nothing to do with money.
Answer these questions and I can place you to a "T".

These quiz has been carefully designed so that the questions are NOT in increasing order of importance.

1. What kind of area do you live in?
2. What type of house do you live in?
3. What type of education did you have?
4. What car do you drive?
5. What jewellery do you own?
6. What jewellery do you wear?
7. How many hand-made suits do you own?
8. Do you employ any "help"?
9 Where do you holiday/would like to holiday.
10 Whats you favourite TV programme

1. Multiple locations
2. Many houses and castles
3. Private tuition
4. Many limousines and coaches, but one does not like to boast
5. One does not drive
6. Crown and sceptre
7. The hand servant handles such matters
8. Not directly. One's entourage employs the help
9. Holiday is for working classes
10. Fantasy island

[Cliphead]

1. What kind of area do you live in? Zero crime village
2. What type of house do you live in? Converted barn
3. What type of education did you have? State school, university
4. What car do you drive? 8 year old Nissan
5. What jewellery do you own? Collection of Breitling watches, gold ring
6. What jewellery do you wear? Watch, ring
7. How many hand-made suits do you own? 5
8. Do you employ any "help"? Gardener, cleaner
9 Where do you holiday/would like to holiday. Anywhere I like
10 Whats you favourite TV programme QI

[sasguru]

1. What kind of area do you live in?
slum

2. What type of house do you live in?
Corrugated steel hut

3. What type of education did you have?
erm, pass

4. What car do you drive?
Someone else’s. Never met the blighter.

5. What jewellery do you own?
gold chain with ‘love’ and ‘hate’ emblazoned on it

6. What jewellery do you wear?
anything from Argos

7. How many hand-made suits do you own?
two; hand made by 6 year olds in Cambodia

8. Do you employ any "help"?
Not unless I’m desperate for a BJ

9 Where do you holiday/would like to holiday.
I would like to go on holiday one day

10 Whats you favourite TV programme
Flower’s squirting lesbians

Either chav or royalty