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Hair found in takeaway curry

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    #11
    Hair is nothing. I found a deep-fried cockroach once...
    Blog? What blog...?

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      #12
      Originally posted by malvolio View Post
      Hair is nothing. I found a deep-fried cockroach once...
      Well that's nothing. I've actually ordered deep fried cockroaches in Thailand as well as meal worms. Quite nice actually
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Was it rabbit curry?

        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #14
          I always liked the term arse spider. Anal hair as the legs, partially decomposed toilet paper as the body. I'd be slightly disturbed if I found one of those in my curry.

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            #15
            I only ever ordered take away curry once and never again. Just by smelling the curry I could figure out that the ingredients have been sloshing around for days on end. Quite what goes on in these take away shops I do not know but I can tell ya they do not throw away stuff past the end date.

            Make your own curry, its not that difficult and time consuming. Its not so bad finding a curry of your missus in your curry, but to find the curry of a stranger who hasnt washed for days is something else
            Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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              #16
              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              but to find the curry of a stranger who hasnt washed for days is something else
              Cyberman Alert - or just another low-level racist?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Cyberman Alert - or just another low-level racist?
                Careful what you allege. The at the end was to show that I was having a joke at SY's expense.

                Some people.
                Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                  I only ever ordered take away curry once and never again. Just by smelling the curry I could figure out that the ingredients have been sloshing around for days on end. Quite what goes on in these take away shops I do not know but I can tell ya they do not throw away stuff past the end date.

                  Make your own curry, its not that difficult and time consuming. Its not so bad finding a curry of your missus in your curry, but to find the curry of a stranger who hasnt washed for days is something else
                  Thanks for recipe Coco. I bet you and the wife love nothing more than dipping your crusty naan into a bowl of steaming hot jalfrezi nectar.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
                    Hair is nothing. I found a deep-fried cockroach once...
                    My mum found one in her coffee after eating a three course meal. Cue the sudden departure of said three course meal
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                      Careful what you allege. The at the end was to show that I was having a joke at SY's expense.
                      Use words if you want to be understood then!
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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