Hair found in takeaway curry

[Jog On]

Oh no - I'm about to order one as well..

[fckvwls]

Thanks for recipe Coco. I bet you and the wife love nothing more than dipping your crusty naan into a bowl of steaming hot jalfrezi nectar.

Do I get my brown wings if I go "down that path"?

[Durbs]

Do I get my brown wings if I go "down that path"?

Now there's an expression i've not heard in a fair while!

Many moons ago we used to work with a lad who hadn't ever earned his wings. This was for some reason a big annoyance to him that his current good lady wouldn't oblige and he'd admitted this once in the pub so we used to occasionally reel off a Star Wars style role call:

"Wing Commander Jones standing by"
"Wing Commander Smith standing by"
"Wing Commander Durbs standing by"
etc
"Cadet Parker......?"

He would normally reply to his call with "**** off you big bunch of c *nts"