I demand my ban for a year!

[Zippy]

<scousermode>

Ay,ay, ay calm down. It's only AtW lah.

</scousermode>
Its AtW not ATW btw. He gets annoyed if you get it wrong.

[Gonzo]

Its AtW not ATW btw. He gets annoyed if you get it wrong.

Indeed Zippo, there's no excuse for getting peoples' names wrong, even if they have a difficult Russian spelling.

[realityhack]

Be careful what you wish for. Classic, admin. Classic.

[suityou01]

Be careful what you wish for. Classic, admin. Classic.

admin's pet

[MarillionFan]

Why is everyone turning so gay! atw stop being an attention bedwetting potato eating Daily Mail posting, bedsit living, Dutch pornographed sponsored, squirrel shagging, lip snacking, cool tasting, sun drenching (I'm running out of them now) attention seeking, CUK Mumsnet non Holiday attending, April Fool 'not getting', lip stick wearing, Xenophon eye liner wearing, Sasguru ass kissing, Marillion hating,(wow this is hard) Aha! Knife blunting, queue busting, assembler writing, dissident, non economy understanding flouncetastically attention seeking(i'm bound to have done that one ) waste of anyones time in responding, non banned, carrot trough eating, wooley hat wearing Twunt!

[d000hg]

Churchill and DP have both been banned in the past for saying norks so by saying this, in large letters, with colours too, shows how bad AtW obviously feels about this.

So what's the deal? You're evading the swear filter yourself now? It seems most words are allowed these days, it's very confusing...

[TykeMerc]

So what's the deal? You're evading the swear filter yourself now? It seems most words are allowed these days, it's very confusing...

Well I suspect most posters would have been actually banned for the constant trolling, recent outbursts and bypassing the filter, but since it's AtW...

[wobbegong]

DiscoStu,
I have always regarded AtW as "Not worth listening to"
irrespective of his post count.
But I think we should reset it to zero anyway!

OY! Spoons?

I'll offer you out, mate.

Spoons indeed.

[NickFitz]

Why is everyone turning so gay! atw stop being an attention bedwetting potato eating Daily Mail posting, bedsit living, Dutch pornographed sponsored, squirrel shagging, lip snacking, cool tasting, sun drenching (I'm running out of them now) attention seeking, CUK Mumsnet non Holiday attending, April Fool 'not getting', lip stick wearing, Xenophon eye liner wearing, Sasguru ass kissing, Marillion hating,(wow this is hard) Aha! Knife blunting, queue busting, assembler writing, dissident, non economy understanding flouncetastically attention seeking(i'm bound to have done that one ) waste of anyones time in responding, non banned, carrot trough eating, wooley hat wearing
lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastinmotivatin goodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivinevergivin coolfizzin
Twunt!

FTFY

[shaunbhoy]

OY! Spoons?

I'll offer you out, mate.

Spoons indeed.

It was gonna be sticks, but I couldn't get that past the dangerous weapons filter.
Worry not, I am a fickle sort and will change to another "hilarious" option soon!