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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt is indeed... he does a mighty job of it too I'm a sucker for a posh English accent.
Bizarre.
I'm a sucker for a strong northern irish accent, ought to be the other way roundPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Bizarre.
I'm a sucker for a strong northern irish accent, ought to be the other way roundBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI'm a sucker for a strong northern irish accent
Arr Yay oit of yer Maynnnnnd?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostLord GoD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arr Yay oit of yer Maynnnnnd?
Ooh but they all sound like they'd do you some right damage. Lurvely.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Bizarre.
I'm a sucker for a strong northern irish accent, ought to be the other way round"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI just had to mouth what you'd written, then laughed my head off.
Ooh but they all sound like they'd do you some right damage. Lurvely.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by zeitghostWe from the vaaaalleeeeeys can do you really tidy, like.
Half a dark & a Mars bar.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostNow I have this image of MP going weak at the knees to the sound of Ian Pasiley ranting like madman.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Concerning for us relatively new folks to suddenly find out the forum we have joined is a den of psychotic, drugged, and drunk cretins, who are looking to slice each other up.
One of the first articles I read hear was the Menelaus saga, then this.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
Bizarre.
I'm a sucker for a strong northern irish accent, ought to be the other way roundComment
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