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Longest Time in Contract with a really fanciable manager

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    Longest Time in Contract with a really fanciable manager

    2 whole months! Agony....
    Chico, what time is it?

    #2
    6 months, she was gorgeous and made me feel 16 again i.e. spontanteous erections. Found out after I left she had the hots for me but was too shy to make a move. Never suspected.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #3
      Originally posted by Gibbon
      6 months, she was gorgeous and made me feel 16 again i.e. spontanteous erections. Found out after I left she had the hots for me but was too shy to make a move. Never suspected.
      You must be gay!

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        #4
        8 months and asked her out 4 times - the mind boggled when she asked if I would like an extension

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          #5
          Originally posted by Phoenix
          You must be gay!

          No, the erections where definitely for her, just thought she was way out of my league.
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #6
            Originally posted by Gibbon
            No, the erections where definitely for her, just thought she was way out of my league.
            well - I guess you were wrong then!
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #7
              Yep, very wrong, bumped into 18 months and some bastard had got her pregnant. She was scottish though.
              But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                #8
                Originally posted by Gibbon
                She was scottish though.
                What was her name?

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                  #9
                  Eleanor
                  But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Gibbon
                    Eleanor
                    No way, you're joking?

                    Just the other day my wife Eleanor was telling me there was this socially inadequate pimply contractor working for her a couple of years back who kept openly touching himself whenever she went anywhere near him.

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