Longest Time in Contract with a really fanciable manager

[Churchill]

he said WHAT COLORS YOUR RIBBON

You're not setting a very good example. You should have said "What colour's your ribbon?"

I hope that helps but somehow I think I'm about to receive a shed-load of abuse.

[Gibbon]

Fungus and Dodgy

If either or you had progressed beyond picture books you may be able to put 2 and 2 together,.............. ok advanced addition is asking too much.