Longest Time in Contract with a really fanciable manager

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Gibbon replied

10 January 2006, 08:01
Fungus and Dodgy

If either or you had progressed beyond picture books you may be able to put 2 and 2 together,.............. ok advanced addition is asking too much.
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Churchill replied

9 January 2006, 20:09
Originally posted by EternalOptimist

he said WHAT COLORS YOUR RIBBON

You're not setting a very good example. You should have said "What colour's your ribbon?"

I hope that helps but somehow I think I'm about to receive a shed-load of abuse.
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Churchill replied

9 January 2006, 20:04
Originally posted by Gibbon

yeah when I bumped into her she said she had to pregnant using one nights stands as her husband wasn't up to it. However she had trouble finding anyone who looked like her husband.

C'mon paki, speak de english!
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Fungus replied

9 January 2006, 19:55
Originally posted by Gibbon

Thats better, speak up in future, now what was the question?

What should we blame on the Christians? And why?
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EternalOptimist replied

9 January 2006, 19:32
he said WHAT COLORS YOUR RIBBON
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Gibbon replied

9 January 2006, 18:00
Originally posted by Fungus

<Shouts> WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF GIBBON? </Shouts>

Nurse, nurse, his hearing aid has broken again.

Thats better, speak up in future, now what was the question?
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Fungus replied

9 January 2006, 17:51
Originally posted by Gibbon

Eh?

<Shouts> WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF GIBBON? </Shouts>

Nurse, nurse, his hearing aid has broken again.
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Gibbon replied

9 January 2006, 17:37
Eh?
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DodgyAgent replied

9 January 2006, 17:30
Originally posted by Gibbon

yeah when I bumped into her she said she had to pregnant using one nights stands as her husband wasn't up to it. However she had trouble finding anyone who looked like her husband.

So why do you call yourself Gibbon?
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Gibbon replied

9 January 2006, 17:27
yeah when I bumped into her she said she had to pregnant using one nights stands as her husband wasn't up to it. However she had trouble finding anyone who looked like her husband.
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stackpole replied

9 January 2006, 17:22
Originally posted by Gibbon

Eleanor

You're joking - I knocked about with her for a while. After I jacked her in she married some useless contractor out of pity.
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Gibbon replied

9 January 2006, 17:06
WoW, I knew she had the hots for me, but not that much, what a wasted opportunity.
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Captain Jack replied

9 January 2006, 17:00
Originally posted by Gibbon

Eleanor

No way, you're joking?

Just the other day my wife Eleanor was telling me there was this socially inadequate pimply contractor working for her a couple of years back who kept openly touching himself whenever she went anywhere near him.
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Gibbon replied

9 January 2006, 16:56
Eleanor
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AtW replied

9 January 2006, 16:54
Originally posted by Gibbon

She was scottish though.

What was her name?
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