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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSome MNer also checks CUK out as she's married to a contractor - see the sixth post here
Most of the posters however are pr**ks.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Wonder if that was deliberate...Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I am really giggling at them finding us out. I am particularly liking how they seem gutted about Tina not being real. Wonder what they will think when they find out two actual Mums were being as childish as some of the blokes.
Luckily I'm not a faux middle class twonk, so I don't care much.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI am really giggling at them finding us out. I am particularly liking how they seem gutted about Tina not being real. Wonder what they will think when they find out two actual Mums were being as childish as some of the blokes.
Or that yesterday, whilst feverishly advocating a healthy diet, I was sat in front of my keyboard hoovering down beans, chips, and southern fried chicken!!
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI am really giggling at them finding us out. I am particularly liking how they seem gutted about Tina not being real. Wonder what they will think when they find out two actual Mums were being as childish as some of the blokes.
Luckily I'm not a faux middle class twonk, so I don't care much.
To be honest I thought it was a good effort on our part - most of us were blokes pretending to be women talking to women who were looking to pull apart everything we said.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Some of them are envious of our smileys - I'll save them the trouble of registering by showing them all here:
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThose donations in full:
http://www.justgiving.com/Running-for-MacMillan
http://www.justgiving.com/TheEventualWinnersWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSome of them are envious of our smileys - I'll save them the trouble of registering by showing them all here:
Some bog-standard sexism over there, but nothing we can't handle - and I was pleased to see they've got a Mum over there keeping them in order.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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