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    #31
    Your mother is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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      #32
      Your mother is so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
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        #33
        Originally posted by Ravello View Post
        Your mother is so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
        Your monther is so old she used to call her husband hun,because he was one
        Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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          #34
          Your mothers so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
          If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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            #35
            Your mother's so fat that when she broke her leg, gravy came out.
            If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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              #36
              Your mother's so fat I had to take two busses and a train just to get on her good side.

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                #37
                Your mother is so fat, when she turns around its her birthday again.
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #38
                  Your mother's so fat, when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

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                    #39
                    Your mothers so fat that when she's in the room it doesn't matter where you sit as you'll still be sitting next her.

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                      #40
                      Your mother's so fat that she has her own gravitational pull.
                      If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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