And now, the end is near

[cojak]

They were probably trying to spare my hurt feelings

Nope, just trying to give other threads a chance.

You're impervious to most things, sas.

[The Wikir Man]

One parody I could cope with...

Some things are best in Moderation indeed

[milanbenes]

this isn't fair

how come I've never received a warning or been banned ?

favouritism at work !!!

Milan.

[Xenophon]

this isn't fair

how come I've never received a warning or been banned ?

favouritism at work !!!

Milan.

Mods love Passats.

[milanbenes]

he he excellent Xeno

how can I get a warning or get banned ?

Milan.

[DimPrawn]

he he excellent Xeno

how can I get a warning or get banned ?

Milan.

Post something intelligent.

[MarillionFan]

he he excellent Xeno

how can I get a warning or get banned ?

Milan.

Milan. Post something controversial, funny or informative that should do it.

Oh tulip it's you isnt it. Sorry, didn't think.

[realityhack]

I face my final curtain.

It appears that my language is too much, for this place. And who knows. It may be so
But a leopard can't change his spots, so I must find a new haunt

so Long to all my friends, good luck. I will pop back to tell you all when my book comes out

noone is bigger than the forum

I'm surprised at this tbh EO... coming from a rounded character such as yourself. The standard route for a slapped-wrist is PM>Infraction>Ban - and I reacted to the language in this post:

When saying please, try thinking at them very hard, like telepathically 'just do it you fkng retard'
Thank you, telepathically, is 'Fck you,anus face'

...by sending you (and another) a respectful PM about toning down the language - I felt this course of action was justified, proportionate and consistent with the way others have been treated (Specifically in General).

You weren't given an infraction - partly because this is an exception to your usual behaviour - partly because you have a consistently deserved rep as a valued contributor to the board and partly because I thought this was borderline - I didn't even edit your post.

So I'm (genuinely) sorry if you feel that was a step too far but you'll hopefully appreciate I had to do it. Please feel free to disagree publicly or privately but I think you're overreacting.

RH

[chef]

gahhhhhh

yet more toys on the floor.. where's a CUK Cleaner when you need one

[milanbenes]

Good morning, The Worm, Your Honour,
The Crown will plainly show,
The prisoner who now stands before you,
Was caught red-handed showing feelings.
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!
I always said he'd come to no good,
In the end, Your Honour.
If they'd let me have my way,
I could have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied.The bleeding hearts and artists,
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today.
Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy.Toys in the attic, he is crazy.
You little tulip, you're in it now.
I hope they throw away the key.
You should've talked to me more often than you did.
But no! You had to go your own way.
Have you broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm, Your Honour,
Him and me alone.Baaaaaabe!
Come to Mother, baby.
Let me hold you in my arms.
M'Lord, I never meant for him to get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, Your Honour, let me take him home.
Crazy.
Over the rainbow, I am crazy.
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall.
For when I came in.
Crazy.
Over the rainbow, he is crazy.
The evidence before the court is incontravertible.
There's no need for the jury to retire.
In all my years of judging I have never heard before,
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of the law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to deficate!
No, Judge, the jury!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.
Tear down the wall!




Milan.