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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Typical, I go to the shops for a couple of hours and miss the fireworks.
Do grown adults really get offended by a phrase like 'Fck you,anus face'?
Is it the juxtaposition of the letters 'f', 'c' and 'k' (which, let's face it, appear with monotonous regularity on the clothing of the great unwashed, albeit with a 'u' snuggled hilariously between the 'c' and the 'k'), or was it the anatomically correct word 'anus'?
Just asking as I don't want to overstep the mark.
Looks like the handbag smilie was added just in time, eh?Comment
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It does seem another storm in a teacup for the swear filter, but what do I know you dirty schlumpucker.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostTypical, I go to the shops for a couple of hours and miss the fireworks.
Do grown adults really get offended by a phrase like 'Fck you,anus face'?
Is it the juxtaposition of the letters 'f', 'c' and 'k' (which, let's face it, appear with monotonous regularity on the clothing of the great unwashed, albeit with a 'u' snuggled hilariously between the 'c' and the 'k'), or was it the anatomically correct word 'anus'?
Just asking as I don't want to overstep the mark.
Looks like the handbag smilie was added just in time, eh?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Will Carling's rumoured to have punched someone for calling him 'bumface', after which the entire England team always called him bumface.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostDo grown adults really get offended by a phrase like 'Fck you,anus face'?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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How dare you, Sir? I've never pucked a schlum in my life!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt does seem another storm in a teacup for the swear filter, but what do I know you dirty schlumpucker.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWill Carling's rumoured to have punched someone for calling him 'bumface', after which the entire England team always called him bumface.
I remember hearing about that.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Moderators pet.Originally posted by realityhack View Postpartly because you have a consistently deserved rep as a valued contributor to the boardIf you have to add a
, it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.Comment
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I vote for getting rid of the swear filter and posting a warning on General.
And if you don't like it then fck off.Comment
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