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It's fine telling them there's monsters under the bed, so long as you give them some suitable weapon for dealing with them. Like a poker. Children know there are monsters. What they need to learn is that they can be defeated.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Special message for AtW;Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIt's fine telling them there's monsters under the bed, so long as you give them some suitable weapon for dealing with them. Like a poker. Children know there are monsters. What they need to learn is that they can be defeated.
This does not mean you should give children an AK47.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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They are far to heavy for a child, start them off with an Uzi and work up.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSpecial message for AtW;
This does not mean you should give children an AK47."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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