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I never realized walruses were so flippin' large
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They weigh a couple of tonnes..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Tolkien wrote the definition of walrus in the Oxford English Dictionary.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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You would enjoy the stuffed walrus in the Horniman Museum. Some explorers brought the skin back and gave it to a taxidermist. The taxidermist hadn't seen a walrus before and didn't know they had wrinkles, so he just kept stuffing it until it was full.Comment
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Holy Moley. Neither did I. Are you sure thats not just a screenshot from the next World of Warcraft patch?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostComment
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The natural history museum in Tring is worth a visit, even if it is full of stuffed animals massacred by one or two generations of the Rothschild family.
As you wander into one of the rooms, there in front of you is a display case and on top of it is an elephant seal.
I was utterly gobsmacked. Once I had come to, I decided it was a fake.
You see these things on the telly, and they are clearly the size of a small, legless cow.
But it wasn't. Wikipedia:
The largest known bull elephant seal weighed 11,000 lb (5,000 kg) and measured 22.5 ft (6.9 m) in length. This makes the elephant seal the largest member of the order Carnivora.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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