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    #41
    To be fair, it's not just women who say daft things

    younger ladies and old dames are pretty daft too



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      #42
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      A lot of men don't want to discuss lady week!
      Discuss it? I am bleeding allergic to it!!!!!
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #43
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        To be fair, it's not just women who say daft things
        My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
        You can imagine my response!
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #44
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
          You can imagine my response!


          And congratulations Grandpa
          Bazza gets caught
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            #45
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
            You can imagine my response!
            Didn't a certain Mr Beckham say something along the lines of "of course we will have him baptized - but we don't know which religion" about one of the sprogs?

            and I know he talks a bit Girly but don't think he is a woman

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              #46
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


              And congratulations Grandpa
              Cheers CM. My title apparently is "Grumpy". I am sure this is just to differentiate me from the other grandpa though and is not any reflection on my persona!
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #47
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
                You can imagine my response!
                Congrats grumpy!
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                  #48
                  Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                  Congrats grumpy!
                  Humbug!!!!

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    You're very close to crossing the line on that one
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                      My eldest son and his girlfriend produced our first grandchild last week. To say his missus is not the brightest crayon in the box is hugely understating things. Whilst round there at the weekend she came out with "I wasn't sure what colour hair Lily would have because I used to dye mine quite a lot. I even had it dyed green once!"
                      You can imagine my response!
                      congrats SB!

                      This thread gets better and better.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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